Aug 2018
I don't. That goes double for dead people. Or maybe animals is worse. I wouldn't know. I could probably deal with fur better than cold, dead skin. But yeah. Fuck them both. I'm not sure what the appeal is. Of course, I don't really get the appeal of anything that I don't find arousing. That's pretty normal, I think. The jury's still out on the gays as far as "normal" goes, but not so much all that other shit. Far lefties already trying to wedge in the "P" into the LGBT. P for Pedophile, N for Necro, S for sisterfucker. Why the fuck not?
I wish I hadn't already used the "S" cuz what about the shit eaters? Sorry guys. Shit is a bit of a taboo, isn't it? That Not Safe For Work thread WAS going pretty well. Although any time I go to it, now, it says "the site ahead contains malware", and will not let me see the fucked up pics. I have no idea what that means. Please look into that, Fuad. I'm not done posting in it. But yeah. I should have posted less shit in there and more shark bites. I hope that's not what caused this. Too bad it's mostly me and Onyx who posted in there. But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.
So, pocket pussies are pretty sweet. Anyone here ever stick their penis in one? Did it feel good? It felt good to me. It actually smelled like vanilla. Or maybe it was coconuts. I forgot. I had one of those a few years ago until I accidentally ripped it open with my dick. Did you know masturbation and even sex can be bad for the prostate. I found that out the hard way, this year. A hard penis isn't even a bone, is it? some even call them boners. I don't, though. I like the way "hard on" rolls off the tongue, don't you?
No, it was definitely vanilla. And maybe "SH" for the shit eaters. That way it could be LGBTPNSSH, and we can lump all the sexual deviants into the same category. Unless we want to get cute about it and add Furries and Bronies, although I don't think they actually fuck the My Little Ponies since they're only on the Television, that is unless there's something I don't know about that whole thing. Which brings me back to my original question. Do you ever think about fucking animals?
I wish I hadn't already used the "S" cuz what about the shit eaters? Sorry guys. Shit is a bit of a taboo, isn't it? That Not Safe For Work thread WAS going pretty well. Although any time I go to it, now, it says "the site ahead contains malware", and will not let me see the fucked up pics. I have no idea what that means. Please look into that, Fuad. I'm not done posting in it. But yeah. I should have posted less shit in there and more shark bites. I hope that's not what caused this. Too bad it's mostly me and Onyx who posted in there. But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.
So, pocket pussies are pretty sweet. Anyone here ever stick their penis in one? Did it feel good? It felt good to me. It actually smelled like vanilla. Or maybe it was coconuts. I forgot. I had one of those a few years ago until I accidentally ripped it open with my dick. Did you know masturbation and even sex can be bad for the prostate. I found that out the hard way, this year. A hard penis isn't even a bone, is it? some even call them boners. I don't, though. I like the way "hard on" rolls off the tongue, don't you?
No, it was definitely vanilla. And maybe "SH" for the shit eaters. That way it could be LGBTPNSSH, and we can lump all the sexual deviants into the same category. Unless we want to get cute about it and add Furries and Bronies, although I don't think they actually fuck the My Little Ponies since they're only on the Television, that is unless there's something I don't know about that whole thing. Which brings me back to my original question. Do you ever think about fucking animals?
I’m not sure which would be better between an animal or a dead person. The animal would be fresher but would be bitey. Turtles could work if you popped it out of its shell. Multiple holes to chose from then. I guess you’d need to stay away from snapping turtles because they also tend to be bitey. Did you know that it's a proven fact that beavers are horrible at giving head?
Dead people would pose the problem of rigor mortis. Too stiff CAN be a bad thing. Perhaps the pedos could go for dead babies? Seems like they would be a tad more limber. Sick perverts need love too. If someone is an underage pervert does that make them a prevert?