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Aug 2018
I don't. That goes double for dead people. Or maybe animals is worse. I wouldn't know. I could probably deal with fur better than cold, dead skin. But yeah. Fuck them both. I'm not sure what the appeal is. Of course, I don't really get the appeal of anything that I don't find arousing. That's pretty normal, I think. The jury's still out on the gays as far as "normal" goes, but not so much all that other shit. Far lefties already trying to wedge in the "P" into the LGBT. P for Pedophile, N for Necro, S for sisterfucker. Why the fuck not?

I wish I hadn't already used the "S" cuz what about the shit eaters? Sorry guys. Shit is a bit of a taboo, isn't it? That Not Safe For Work thread WAS going pretty well. Although any time I go to it, now, it says "the site ahead contains malware", and will not let me see the fucked up pics. I have no idea what that means. Please look into that, Fuad. I'm not done posting in it. But yeah. I should have posted less shit in there and more shark bites. I hope that's not what caused this. Too bad it's mostly me and Onyx who posted in there. But I've seen the rest of you sick cunts peeking.

So, pocket pussies are pretty sweet. Anyone here ever stick their penis in one? Did it feel good? It felt good to me. It actually smelled like vanilla. Or maybe it was coconuts. I forgot. I had one of those a few years ago until I accidentally ripped it open with my dick. Did you know masturbation and even sex can be bad for the prostate. I found that out the hard way, this year. A hard penis isn't even a bone, is it? some even call them boners. I don't, though. I like the way "hard on" rolls off the tongue, don't you?

No, it was definitely vanilla. And maybe "SH" for the shit eaters. That way it could be LGBTPNSSH, and we can lump all the sexual deviants into the same category. Unless we want to get cute about it and add Furries and Bronies, although I don't think they actually fuck the My Little Ponies since they're only on the Television, that is unless there's something I don't know about that whole thing. Which brings me back to my original question. Do you ever think about fucking animals?


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Ballz says:
#4, Reply to #1

Aug 2018
I've sometimes wondered what would happen if a man fucks a monkey


That's how AIDS got started.


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Ballz says:
#13, Reply to #8

Aug 2018
Schneider maintained that numerous previous attempts had been made on his life, including the removal of the nuts from one of the front wheels of his automobile.


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Whether their claims are true or not, I've long believed the US government is involved in some shady shit. A virus designed for population control and forced sex-change operations would fit right in with that belief.


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Ballz says:
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I don't think about fucking animals. Some guy bled out internally after trying to let a horse fuck him in the butt. That's probably why they just give male horses blowjobs in animal porn. Even that seems dangerous though. I wonder how many people have been trampled while blowing a horse. Or kicked while trying to fuck a horse from behind. Now that'd be animal porn worth watching, where the animal becomes agitated and attacks the idiot trying to get their rocks off.

I've never heard that about sex and masturbation being bad for the prostate. In fact, I've heard the opposite, that frequent masturbation is good for the prostate. @Box told me a while ago that I was losing calcium every time I jizz or something like that. So I guess eventually, I'm going to have a bad prostate and bad bone(r)s. Did you know that for some animals, their hard penis actually is a bone? It's called a baculum. Walruses have a yuge baculum. I wonder if anyone's ever tried to fuck a walrus.


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Ballz says:
#12, Reply to #5

Aug 2018
I always thought it was just hairy palms and blindness I needed to worry about. Who knew masturbation could be so dangerous?


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Ballz says:
#14, Reply to #11

Aug 2018 *
I'd watch. Ever heard about the guy who was crushed while fucking a chicken? https://www.myconfinedspace.com/2011/01/21/spanish-perv-dies-having-sex-with-a-chicken/

I hope whatever's wrong with you is nothing too serious.

I think I hurt my prostate one time. I'd been drinking right before bed and out of fear of pissing the sheets, I tried to push out every drop I could in the toilet. I pushed too hard though because for about a week after, there was an aching pain in my ass every time I did something that involved my penis. I didn't get it checked out and it's fine now, but a damaged prostate was my conclusion.



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