Not to sound like Gigaheart, or anything. But I was watching that movie, Clown (2014), the other day. Not terrible. Nothing special, though. When it comes down to it, it's probably one of the best Clown Horrors I've seen, which means next to nothing, imo. It just got me to thinking. Why do some people find clowns and clown Horror to be scary? When I see a clown, all I see is a sad fuck who once dreamed of being a comedian, but, at one point, realized that they aren't funny and have no talent or charisma. So, instead of finding something they ARE good at, they stick with comedy and change into something so unfunny, that it only appeals to the lowest common denominator. You think clowns are happy people? I seriously doubt it. I'll bet they hate themselves. I'll bet they sob while watching Dane Cook. "That could have been me", they say to themselves, as they choke down their cheap, warm beer. I don't fear clowns. I pity them. But I would still like to see Killer Klowns From Kansas On Krack, even though IMDb rates it a 2.4.