Lookin' thru all the participants here, I couldn't help noticing that this is one seriously Caucasian challenge. Tromz is doing his bit for diversity by being a red Indian of some kind, but the rest of you are whiter than David Duke in a snowstorm.

In an effort to make this site less racist, I shall be watching solely Blaxploitation films for the challenge. By the end of this month, I intend to have absorbed so much black culture that I'll have transformed into a full-blown, afro-toutin', pipe-lipped, hepcat nigger. And if any o' you cracker-ass honky bitches got a prollem wi' dat, you can suck my big black dick, motherfucker...

1. The Black Gestapo (1975) - N + FTV = 2 pts
- Listen up, suckers. This here shit is about some white boy gangstas fuckin up black hoes, so a buncha niggers become Nazi niggers and fuck those crackers up. Then the Nazi niggers startin into fuckin shit up for other niggers, so's this stone cold nigger goes all one-man army and fucks them the fuck up right back. This joint is kinda shit, but you know what it got? Lotsa titties. Mmm-hmm... 5 afros outta 10

2. Black Dynamite (2009) - N + D = 2 pts
- Listen up, tricks. This here shit is some new-school shit. One a' them "homages", as those snail-eatin' motherfuckers in France might say. Cooler than a purple suit and funnier than a yo' momma joke. 7 pimp canes outta 10

3. Black Belt Jones (1974) - FTV + 1st motherfuckin Blaxploitation tri-fuckin-fecta, motherfuckers = 4 pts
- Listen up, fools. This here shit is about... Aww shit, it don't even matter what this motherfucker's 'bout. What DOES matter is seeing Jim Brown kick about 10 million motherfuckers fuckin' asses. Don't fuckin' doubt me, cracker. I done counted that shit an' it was around 10 million asses got kicked, every one o' them belongin' to a motherfucker of some kind. 7 unnecessarily rhymed lines of dialogue outta 10

4. TNT Jackson (1974) - N + FTV = 2 pts
- Listen up, turkeys. This here shit is about a badass black bitch whose brother gets killed, so's she gets a ride to Hong motherfuckin' Kong to kick fuck outta some Japanese motherfuckers. But get this, baby... this baby ain't got no groove, no style, no rhyme, ya dig? An' if it ain't got no rhyme, it ain't worth yo' time. 4 "motherfucker"'s outta 10

5. Super Fly (1972) - N + D + FTV = 3 pts
- Listen up, cats. This here shit follows a supercool coke dealer, name of Priest. He got a 8-track stereo, color TVs in er'ry room and a crucifix round his neck that makes a fiiine spoon for snorting blow off. Our main nigger Priest be settin' up the coke deal of a lifetime to get outta the game, and he does it with dynamite threads and all to a groovin' soundtrack byt the man Curtis motherfuckin' Mayfield.
There's enough coke in damn near every scene to make a nigger wanna jump through the screen wi' a rolled-up 5 dollar bill. Ha, shiiiit... But this mo' than that. This shit is the real deal. A time and a place where shiftin' china white was the only road a po' nigger could go down to not be a po' nigger no more. There's no glorifyin', no moralisin' and sho' as shit no apologisin'. It is what it is. If you don't like it, you prolly a redneck faggot or some shit.8.5 lowriders outta 10



13 pts.
Lame effort from me. Although I didn't manage to see 1 excellent movie, which is better than I've managed for some challenges.

Haha sure! A piccie of me in blackface might be a nice way to celebrate the end of the first Trash Epics challenge. At first I thought it might be a tad racist, then I remembered I already have some pics of me in blackface, so what's one more matter!