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Aug 2017 *
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I've seen a lot of gross out comedies, but Wetlands is something all its own. Wetlands is a German comedy, drama directed by David Wnendt, and damn is it weird!

The plot is as follows an unhygienic woman named Helen who has strange views on sex and hygiene wants her divorced parents to reunite. This is only the beginning of Helen's issues because Helen has also been hospitalized due to cutting a hemorrhoid when she attempted to shave her ass crack... Helen has always been plagued with hemorrhoids. It's her lot in life to bear I suppose.
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Helen is not only anti hygiene, she also has some very odd hobbies. One being testing out which types of vegetables make for the best dildos, ( according to Helen it's carrots) and the other being jacking off guys, and using their dried jizz as chewing gum. I suppose I should also mention she has a fetish for public toilets. The dirtier the better! Helen, although gross, has an oddly hot charm to her. I love her free spirited attitude. image

There is so much about this movie that is messed up, and I found myself gagging a time or two, but this is also a blast of a movie to watch. There wasn't a single time I was bored, and I'll definitely be watching it again. So, if you are in the mood for a fun gross out comedy then give Wetlands a try. 7/10


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Tromafreak says:
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Aug 2017
Yeah. That IS hot! Mostly the hemorrhoid thing. Not so much the chewing of dried jizz. I really hate these subtitled films, but I'm gonna make t a point to finally watch it, some time this weekend. I'll get back to ya.


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OnyxHades says:
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Aug 2017
I hope you do give it a watch. I know you aren't very fond of subtitled movies, but this one is worth giving an exception to.


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Tromafreak says:
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Aug 2017
I'll watch it in the morning. emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
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Aug 2017
Yeah. That was entertaining. Even a bit cringeworthy, at times. emoticon

If that was real life, she'd have the aids, for sure. And she'd probably give it to everybody. emoticon


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OnyxHades says:
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Aug 2017 *
I'm glad you liked it! She'd have a lot more than aids. She'd be the modern day equivalent of Typhoid Mary. emoticon


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Tromafreak says:
#8, Reply to #5

Aug 2017
Typhoid Mary. emoticon


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peeptoad says:
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Aug 2017
This sounds like one I'll need to be in a very specific mood for, but thanks for the write-up... it goes in the archives of my brain for when that mood surfaces. emoticon


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OnyxHades says:
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Aug 2017
If and when you watch it, please let me know what you think. It's a bizarre movie, but so much fun!


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Znep27 says:
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Sep 2017
I just watched this. Very nice. That Helen is really hot, and she's a Bad Religion fan to boot, but rubbing her pussy on filthy public toilet seats is a little bit more than I can handle.


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OnyxHades says:
#10, Reply to #9

Sep 2017
Glad you liked it! Yeah, that opening credits scene had me reaching for the hand sanitizer emoticon.


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