Did you ever see Bolero? It's a TERRIBLE movie, but my God Bo Derek is beautiful in it.

Nope but I think I have seen pictures of Bo from it lol.

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Simian Screenings - 29
Primate Points - 2381

Project Nim (2011) - 93min
Marmoset Song (unknown) - 2
Planet of the Apes (1968) - 112
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) - 130
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) - 95

Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) - 98
Kong Skull Island (2017) - 118
The Monkey Lab (2017) - 34
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) - 88
Island of the Apes (2014) - 17

King Kong (1933) - 100
The Jungle Book (1967) - 78
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (2007) - 79
Battle fot the Planet of the Apes (1973) - 86 *50 POTA bonus*
The Last Orangutan Eden (2015) - 53

The Son of Kong (1933) - 70
King Kong (1976) - 134
Monkey Shines (1988) - 113
The Link: Uncovering Our Earliest Ancestor (2009) - 59
Return to the Planet of the Apes ep1 (1975) - 24

Return to the Planet of the Apes ep2 (1975) - 24
Nature's Miracle Babies (2017) - 59
King Kong (2005) - 187 *50 Kong bonus*
The Vindicator (1986) - 93
Hollow Man (2000) - 112

Congo (1995) - 109
Darkplace ep The Apes of Wrath (2004) - 24
Zoombies (2016) - 87
The Billy Nayer Show 'Three Monkeys' (2001) - 3

Wish I could find my copy of Night Of The Bloody Apes.


1. Mistress Of The Apes (1979) - 84 Points

2. The Legend Of Bigfoot (1975) - 74 Points

3. In Search Of Bigfoot (1976) - 94 Points

4. The Bloody Ape (1997) - 77 Points

5. The Legend Of Boggy Creek (1972) - 85 Points

6. Frankenstein Created Bikers (1916) - 125 Points

7. Robinson Crusoe On Mars (1964) - 109 Points

8. Sexquatch (2013) - 60 Points

9. Manbeast! Myth or Monster? (1978) - 82 Points

10. Boggy Creek II (1984) - 91 Points

Total: 881 Points

Wow, I've never seen that. Looks awesome.

Only for the ladies and the skin they are showing it's worth multiple views! But either way it's really entertaining flick.

Well, it does have Jenny Neumann, probably the best thing about the movie.

Movies Watched:
The Ape (1940): William Nigh, 62 minutes
The Ape Man (1943): William Beaudine, 64 minutes
The Gorilla (1939): Allan Dwan, 66 minutes
King Kong Escapes (1967): Ishiro Honda, 96 Minutes
King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962): Ishiro Honda, 91 minutes
Captive Wild Woman (1943): Edward Dmytryk, 61 minutes
Spook Show 122 Gorilla My Dreams: 60 minutes
Gorilla At Large (1954): Harmon Jones, 83 minutes
Planet of the Apes (1968): Franklin Schaffner, 112 minutes
Jungle Captive (1945): Harold Young, 63 minutes
Jungle Woman (1944): Reginald LeBorg, 61 minutes
War of the Gargantuas (1966): Ishiro Honda, 92 minutes
My Congo (2016): Doug Mckay-Hope, 60 minutes
Mad Monsters Crash the Pajama Party (1965): Don Hewitt, 31 minutes
Nabonga (1944): Sam Newfield, 75 points
Robot Monster (1953) Phil Tucker, 66 minutes
King Kong (1933): Merian Cooper, 100 minutes
King Kong Lives (1986): John Guillerman, 105 minutes
MASH As You Were (1974): Hy Averback, 25 minutes
Congo (1995): Frank Marshall, 109 minutes
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, by John Jakes 50 points
Bela Lugosi Meets the Brooklyn Gorilla (1952): William Beaudine, 74 minutes
The Mighty Gorga (1969): David Hewitt, 84 minutes
King Kong (1976): John Guillerman, 134 minutes
Magnum PI Black on White: 48 minutes
Legend of Boggy Creek (1972): Charles B. Pierce, 84 minutes
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932): Robert Florey, 61 minutes
A*P*E (1976): Paul Leder, 86 minutes
Bugs Bunny The Apes of Wrath (1959): Fritz Feleng, 7 minutes
Legend of Bigfoot (1976): Harry Winer, 76 minutes
Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot (1976): Ed Ragozzino, 102 minutes
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970): Ted Post, 95 minutes
Song of Kong (1933): Ernest B. Shoedsack, 70 minutes
Snow Creature (1954): W. Lee Wilder, 69 minutes
Escape From the Planet of the Apes (1971): Don Taylor, 98 minutes
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972): J. Lee Thompson, 88 minutes
Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973): J. Lee Thompson, 93 minutes + 50 bonus for watching all five
Planet of the Apes, by Pierre Boulle, 50 points
Monkey Shines (1988): George A. Romero, 113 minutes
3074 points

Wow! Just recently I decided I want to watch all of the original Planet of the Apes movies AND the reboot movies AND the television show from the 1970s (I've never seen ANY of them-- originals, reboots, remakes or TV show-- all of the way through). I had planned to watch them all soon. So, I was going to do this anway. But then I got distracted bysomething else. What a coincidence, then, to come here and see this challenge. I might as well make it a monkey month, so I will participate here.

Speaking of here, I only just now showed up because I thought of a perfect reply to any thread about any movie. But the old Horror Board isn't there any more but here is here. So I will use my all-purpose perfect reply on some topic about some movie here. But I won't do it just yet, because there's too much hoopla about it now. I shouldn't have built it up too much. So I will just spring it on all of you later, when no one is expecting it.

Oh, and I'm also going to watch the Simpsons episode where they do the musical version of Planet of the Apes.

So many monkeys to behold.
Apes and such.
Hey gang, do I get any extra points if I fuck a monkey?


Movies:

Planet Of The Apes (1968) 112 min
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) 95 min
Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971) 98 min
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) 88 min
Battle For the Planet of the Apes (1973) 93 min +50

The Lost World (1925) - restored "alternate" version 93 min
Trader Horn (1931) 122 min
East of Borneo (1931) 77 min
Beast of Borneo (1934) 63 min
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1932) 100 min
Tarzan and His Mate (1934) 104 min
Tarzan Escapes (1936) 89 min
Son of Ingagi (1940) 70 min
The Monster and the Girl (1941) 65 min
Jungle Book (1942) 105 min
Nabonga (1944) 75 min
The Snow Creature (1954) 71 min
The Abominable Snowman (1957) 91 min
Night of the Bloody Apes (1969) 81 min
Tarzana the Wild Girl (1969) 87 min
Murders in the Rue Morgue (1971) - director's cut 98 min
Animals Are Beautiful People (1974) 92 min
Sexcula (1974) 87 min
Thundercrack! (1975) 160 min
Tanya's Island 82 min
Adam and Eve (1983) 91 min
In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro (1986) 96 min
Missing Link (1988) 91 min
Monkey Shines (1988) 113 min, for George Romero
Congo (1995) 109 min

King Kong (1933) - with the overture! 104 min
King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1962) - Japanese version 97 min
King Kong (1976) 134 min
Queen Kong (1976) 87 min
Kong: Skull Island (2017) 118 min +50

Monkey's Teeth (1960), short-animation 13 min
Ape (1991), short-animation 5 min


Serials:

King of the Wild (1931) 248 min
The Lost Jungle (1934) 243 min
Darkest Africa (1936) 269 min
Jungle Girl (1941) 267 min
Perils of Nyoka (1942) 261 min


Television:

Kolchak the Night Stalker: Primal Scream 50 min
Planet of the Apes: Escape from Tomorrow 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Gladiators 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Trap 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Good Seeds 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Legacy 47 min
Planet of the Apes: Tomorrow's Tide 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Surgeon 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Deception 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Horse Race 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Interrogation 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Tyrant 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Cure 47 min
Planet of the Apes: The Liberator 47 min
Planet of the Apes: Up Above the World So High 47 min +50
Futurama: Mars University "I was miserable as a genius and as a monkey I was so dumb I tried to wear a hat on my butt." 22 min
Futurama: Fry and Leela's Big Fling "You know who I hate most? That monkey we haven't seen in years." 22 min
Futurama: The Tip of the Zoidberg "I consider myself almost completely ignorant of modern medicine, and I've never heard of Yeti-ism." 22 min
The Simpsons A Fish Called Selma "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-zee." 22 min
The Simpsons Girly Edition "Oh, for Pete's sake, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?" 23 min
Freddy's Nightmares: Monkey Dreams 45 min


Points: 5,608
Done!
I don't trust my math abilities. I used to always screw up the numbers when I did the Orloks polls on IMDb. If anyone else wants to double-check my score, that'd be nice, but I'm too lazy to do it again.


HI!

If you film yourself fucking a monkey and post it on YT then we can all watch it and that will count. My guess is this will be a short.

Welcome aboard Mr. Yeah. Good call on the Simpsons episode - one of their best ones.

I came up with 5658 so it looks like you may have shorted yourself 50 points. That's damn close to over-throwing Caesar!

You were definitely the serial king. Which serials would you recommend?

How many points for real life apes, gotta be at least a million

Real apes score jes' like men in suits, yo!

Btw Patrick that is such a great picture from POTA. Obviously symbolism for playing blind, deaf and mute.

See no evil
Hear no evil
Speak no evil

Thx for the explanation. I have seen similar little statues with monkeys like this.

Like you said though, great image, and a great moment in the film.
Yeah, my parents used to have 3 little wooden statues of monkey's doing that.

I really enjoy when film's recreate "classic" works of art. My favorite may be from Altman's MASH when he recreates The Last Supper:

Dramtic Wagner Lemur, which should be called Dramatic Strauss Tarsier.