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Jun 2017 *
A few of the posters here have expressed some interest in this so I will go ahead and throw it out there. For the month of July we will have Challenge of the Apes!

War For the Planet of the Apes is set to open July 14th so I thought it would be fun to immerse myself and others in monkey madness. Here's how this challenge will work:

What counts?
Any movies or TV shows or shorts with an ape or monkey as the protagonist, antagonist or major supporting character. EDIT: By popular demand - any movie or TV show with apes or monkeys (or people in apes or monkeys suits) will count regardless of how major or minor that character is. EDIT: Documentaries will count too.

How do you get points?
It's time based - You get credit for the running time of whatever you watch. This means you can watch TV shows as well as shorts and movies.

For instance, if you watch the first POTA film with Chuck Heston it runs 112 minutes so that's worth 112 points. Then you watch the first episode of the POTA TV series which runs 50 minutes - that gives you 50 more points.

POTA (1968) - 112 points
POTA TV Series (1974) first episode - 50 points
Total so far: 162 points

Easy enough for a monkey to compete.

Can I get bonuses?
Sure. Since the Challenge was inspired by the release of the latest POTA film I've got several bonuses lined up for watching films/TV from that universe:

Watch the original five POTA films (POTA ('68), Beneath the POTA, Escape From the POTA, Conquest of the POTA, & Battle For the POTA) = 50 point bonus.
Watch the more recent extra crispy POTA films (Burton's POTA, Rise of the POTA, Dawn of the POTA & War For the POTA) = 50 bonus points.
Watch the 14 episodes of the POTA TV series from 1974 = 50 point bonus
Watch the 13 episodes of the animated Return to the POTA TV series = 50 point bonus

And because I have a soft spot in my heart for Kong - watch any five Kong films from this official list and get a 50 point bonus:
King Kong ('33), Son of Kong, KK Vs. Godzilla, KK Escapes, King Kong ('76), KK Lives, King Kong (2005), & Kong: Skull Island.

Reading Bonuses:
EDIT: Read any novel or collection of short stories or comics set in either the POTA or Kong Universe and get a 50 point bonus!

ie: read Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle = 50 points
read: King Kong by Edgar Wallace = 50 points
read: King Kong Vs. Tarzan by Will Murray = 50 points
read: Tarzan on the Planet of the Apes by Tim Seeley = 50 points
That's 200 bonus points to add to your movie/TV score.

FTVs worth anything?
Not this time. I feel like revisions are good for evolving so I encourage them as much as I do FTVs.

Do I have to watch monkey movies from the POTA and Kong universes?
Nope. As long as the protagonist, antagonist or major supporting characters are apes or monkeys it will count. Heck, even if it's just one scene with a couple of guys wearing ape suits it will count.

Does it have to be horror?
Nope. Any genre counts.

Does it have to be real apes?
WTF!!!! Real monkeys count too but so do stop-motion, men in suits, animated, cgi or Serkisized.

If there is enough interest I'll post the actual challenge thread next week. Challenge will run July 1 through July 31.



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peeptoad says:
#47, Reply to #46

Jun 2017
They do! And they have a "structure" (since the building would collapse without it).

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foz says:
#48, Reply to #47

Jun 2017
that was my logic too! and they have distraction, well, everywhere! i'm distracting myself with some nice Leffe beer now and have further distraction in store with Messrs Sailor Jerry & Jim Beam later... fault lies in my being at home in lieu of a bar, but if my home's on a fault line i'll be both distracting & detatching myself structually soon enough


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peeptoad says:
#49, Reply to #48

Jun 2017
I love pubs... we have em in the States, but we don't have the significance/culture that goes along with them... when I was in Dublin a few years ago I had a blast just sitting in the pub quaffing brew and watching horse racing (since it's on like 24/7 over there). All I need is for someone to hand me a spliff on the way in and I'd never leave...

...and watch out for Sailor Jerry. He can be a headache, er ...handful!


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#52, Reply to #48

Jun 2017
It's funny that you and peeps are having this discussion because just last night on the way home I was thinking that somewhere along the line my building preference shifted from cinema to pub. They are not as lively here in the states although I have found a few that have a great local "culture" - strong enough that it's probably best to bathe after each visit.

Actually I love pubs best when there's some small band in the corner playing lively folk tunes and the Guinness is flowing with nitro.

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Gymnopedie says:
#38

Jun 2017
It is not my cup of tea but I will give it a shot.


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Johan_WoW says:
#39, Reply to #38

Jun 2017
Great Brian emoticon
Who knows we might learn a few more things from our ancestors emoticon


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#40

Jun 2017
EDIT: Documentaries will count in case you were wondering.


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sethyeah says:
#41

Jun 2017
Yeah, I love this challenge idea. It is excellently designed. Love the book aspect too. Thanks, psychotronik.


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#42, Reply to #41

Jun 2017
de nada. emoticon

Credit also goes to Smerd, peeps, johan and India - all had excellent suggestions which I shamelessly stole.


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#43

Jun 2017 *
I'll be drinking this with my first movie:

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foz says:
#45, Reply to #43

Jun 2017
cheers!

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#53, Reply to #45

Jun 2017
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peeptoad says:
#50, Reply to #43

Jun 2017
Yikes, beatnik. Let us know how it is... I love micro-brews. That Rogue stuff is local (Oregon) right? Rogue river?


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#54, Reply to #50

Jun 2017
Well, I've already had one a few months back. A bit too fruity for my tastes - bit like an IPA. That is the 6th or so beer in a series that Rogue Brewery has done celebrating another Oregon institution: Voodoo Donuts (slogan: Good things Come in Pink Boxes) and it's one of the few sets of bottles that I have collected.

Here's a photo of most of the labels.

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I missed the Lemon chiffon one somehow. The original maple bacon one is still my favorite. That raspberry one was tasty too. The vodka was alright too! They also make an excellent gin that is not one of their Voodoo Donut tributes.

Rogue is located in Newport Oregon - which is where I would live if I could. On the Oregon coast, there's a great beach, a great hotel (Sylvia Beach Hotel where there are no phones or TVs and every room is done in the spirit of an author - Poe, Hemingway, Verne, Seusss...), and a great American Irish pub as well as the Rogue Brewery. Rogue even gives you a free beer on your birthday - and they don't fool around, it's in a glass the size of a pitcher. That's where my wife and I stopped in after running the Newport marathon a few years back. The bartender started the ball rolling by buying us a free beer and then everyone else continued doing that. They like runners there - actually they like any excuse to order another round. We staggered the mile back to our hotel about three hours later.

One more for the road:
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peeptoad says:
#55, Reply to #54

Jun 2017
Oh, that sounds like my kind of place! Newport, OR here I come! (well, maybe in a dream)...

I love IPA actually so I'd probbaly like that pink fruity voodoo mayhem. If I ever visit out that way we need to hang out. You can bring your wife for insurance, ha ha.

Also, you'd probably get on well with this dude: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/06/30/532959384/meet-the-indiana-jones-of-ancient-ales-and-extreme-beverages


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#56, Reply to #55

Jun 2017
Peeps - you really should try and visit OR. There's a bunch of us 'ol Horror Boarders out here - we could all get together. Your visit just might be the motivation we need!

Thanks for that article. I need to get ahold of some of those recreated brews from antiquity. I like his closing statement:

"Just the prospect of discovering something new, that's what really drives me. We're going to find out something exciting and we're going to re-create another liquid time capsule that's going to transport you back to some period in our ancestry. That's the basic motivation. Because every time you discover something, you get, like, a high. I think it's the best high in the world. You find something archaeologically which no one has ever seen before. It can be dull in a lot of ways, but then you have those moments of insight and discovery that make it all worthwhile. "

Plus there's a link earlier in the article about drunken monkeys that i definitely need to read.emoticon

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Box_a_Hair says:
#57

Jun 2017
Question: @der asked me something I, myself, was wondering. Do bigfoot movies count? I don't think of him as an "ape", although he kind of is, but he says 'sasquatch' means "wood ape". What say you? If bigfoot counts, then this opens the door to a lot of bigfoot movies I've been needing to watch!


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#58, Reply to #57

Jul 2017
Hmmm, I say any bigfoot film which uses an ape or monkey suit to represent him counts. If he looks like an ape it counts.


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#59

Jul 2017
The Grape Guerilla from Rogue Brewery was much better this time around. Almost grape soda-ish without being that sweet. This time I quaffed directly from the bottle without pouring it into a glass and that may have had a difference. Or maybe I just enjoyed it more because it was ape month - I think I drank the previous one after seeing Kong: Skull Island at the movies and that may have soured the whole experience somewhat.

Here's my next monkey libation. This was a Father's Day present from my wife and son this year. The image of the monkey is raised on the bottle:

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