I've got a smart-phone but not one of those zombies in the street you have to sidestep because they're too busy drooling over it to notice you. I mostly use mine as a music player and never answer it in public. I'm on Facebook but always feel a bit stalky when I use it so once a week is about it and have no clue how folks can use it for hours on end. I only use my tablet to read books and that's only because it's easier to get pdf, epub and mobi downloads than hard copies.

I can't be arsed with Skype, contactless cards, trending apps, skinny jeans, seaweed fed tibetan yak milk lattes etc. I mean, I'm no technophobe or old fashhioned by any stretch but so many modern things feel like they are automatically expected of me instead of being something I wanted or needed so I limit myself to the things that I atually find beneficial and nothing Apple.