First, Jessica makes me a fried egg sandwich, then starts singing Unforgiven 2.
She sounded rather sexay.

Over the phone, she tells Dorian: "I don't like being stalked, mother-fucker."
At this point, she asks me if she can watch my copy of the 2012 film "Savages", but only if she can off herself afterwards.
Upon seeing the film, she opens a crate with a creepshow-looking monster in it, killing her instantly. True story.