Attacked, and killed, by squirrels whilst running in Central Park, Manhattan.

In your maroon night-gown? Yes, I've had the same dream. n/m

Here's a cinematic achievement of mine from years ago.

It was a horrifying experience that will rip apart your soul.

Did you relly make that movie dawg it's awesome. How di I find you're youtub challen brah. The sq9rrrel you used was animatronic am i rite.

Yeah, Peter Weller played the squirrel in that viddie, and he did all his own stunts. This was a few years ago though, when he wasn't so old.

There is a sequel too.

Do you ever fantasize... about being KILLED?!?!? ... For me... the worst way... would be for a bunch of old men to get around me... and start biting... and eating me alive.

Seriously, I am going to think about this, and try to come up with a good one.

Death by the harpoon for me.

So what exactly is this asking? How you'd want to kill yourself?

I've always fancied falling off a cliff. Not only would it be fun, but also hilarious.

I'm not sure. Do you really expect me to understand mieself?

My only morbid curiosity is would the public buy my VCR to Android adapter. I like VHS and all but phones are so convenient. I think it would work.

I guess jumping out of a plane would be the biggest rush, almost euphoric. Edit: Hell, it WOULD be euphoric. Just enjoy the feeling of flying downward. Enjoy the breathtaking view of mountains and valleys and the fields of green.

Riding in the frontcar of a roller coaster that goes hurtling off the track would be another nice one. That feel of adrenaline, the sensation of your stomach whumpity-dipping.

Being eaten by a wild tiger. Preferably a Bengal female, maybe a white one. As long as I still had concsiousness I'd be admiring its majestic beauty, its awesome fierceness. Screaming my head off and pissing and shitting mtself the whole time. But they're perfectly beautiful creatures.

Eating yourself to death sounds fun at first thought, but it really would be a slow, years long maybe, painful death, what with the gas cramps and such.

urgh. IMO there is something sexy about food (and eating), but that's just...

Disturbing? Something one can never unsee?

well, Idk if it's that disturbing... just kind of grim is all.

. I didn't notice until last night that she has a marshmallow in her bellybutton....

that was the very first thing I noticed, other than the whale-like blubber...
Marshmallow consumption is a high-maintenance way of gaining weight though. She needs to stick to high fructose corn syrup and peanut butter maybe for faster results.