Holy schla fucking MOLY. You guys would not believe this. This graphic novel was displayed right at the eye level of toddlers, in a library where I volunteer. It was even in the childrens section, with the picture books (like Curious George, Frances the Badger, etc).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013J939EM?keywords=vlad%20the%20impaler%20sid&qid=1443931430&ref_=sr_1_3&s=books&sr=1-3

The author and illustrator talk about it, here:
https://www.graphicnovelreporter.com/authors/sid-jacobson/news/interview-101509

I think a lot of people here might get a kick out of this graphic novel, if you can find it at your library. Hopefully it won't be in the toddlers section. Anyway, they don't really say this in the interview, but it is actually really funny, in several parts, in a demented and dark way. I laughed out loud, a few times, as I was reading it today. Vlad doesn't just impale his enemies, he is also a lusty, bawdy, Captain Morgan type of guy, vigorously boning his way through the boudoirs of 15th Century Eastern Europe. With occasional breaks for impaling his enemies, of course.

Had to share.