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Sep 2019
Anyone have any favorites? This certainly qualifies as a Trash Epics topic.

I am sitting here watching Timecop right now, which I have always liked. Timecop isn't a particularly awesome title, but YEESH that damned Trash Epics spider just crawled past my hand...

Anyway, Jean-Claude Van Damme movies had some decent titles, suitable for saying in the profoundly pissed-off voice of whoever did the voiceover for all the trailers for those movies, which were on VHS cassettes and DVDs for many years. Here, listen to this, especially after about the halfway point in the trailer:

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Some good JC Van Damme titles included Death Warrant, Bloodsport, No Retreat No Surrender, Hard Target... also, Steven Seagal movies had some pretty great titles for awhile, around that same time, like Above the Law, Under Siege, Out for Justice, Marked for Death... I am a pretty big fan of the title Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence. Many Charles Bronson movies had great titles, and Clint Eastwood of course... anyone have any favorites?


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Tommix says:
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Sep 2019
This trailer has a good voiceover too. This is exactly what I'm thinking of, just imagine any of the titles I listed up above being spoken in this guy's voice.

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ZombieCPA says:
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Sep 2019
Wolfcop
RoboCop
Dirty Harry
The Enforcer


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BloodWank says:
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Sep 2019
Live Like A Cop, Die Like A Man


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Sep 2019
Based on the titles alone:

Another WolfCop
Dirty Cop No Donut
Hot Fuzz
Super Troopers
The Naked Gun
Loaded Weapon 1
Kindergarten Cop
Rent-a-Cop
Cop and a Half


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sfpx says:
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Sep 2019
Suck My Cop.

A Troma style raunchy ass movie about the exploits of a VERY corrupt cop...


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#6

Sep 2019
Gotta go with Maniac Cop.


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