Are you kidding me? I have G sized tits... How the hell am I going to break dance?

You can do a tit spin

No. Even when I was younger and thin, I lacked the coordination.

My friend and I grew up as young teenagers during the 80's so it was inevitable that we try our hand at breakdancing. We created this cardboard floor and would try that head spin thing and nearly broke our necks. So, no we were no good at it but we gave it red hot go.

Back in the 80's in Middle School, we learned about break dancing in PE class.

Absolutely. I tried dancing, and I broke something.

I tried the tit spin recently. I was unsuccessful.