who needs to work? won $300 12 hours ago . though ATM Im working ~44 hours a week cleaning in a seafood factory, nice job except for the danger and heat/cold & getting wet. Time goes very fast we work unsupervised in a factory normally finish about midnight, its basically like going to the gym for 8 hours and listening to podcasts whilst doing it, the last guy got the sack for not showing up on sundays (couldnt handle his piss saturday night) the new guy, since 2 months is a young dope smoker (thus very slow, so I do about 60% of the work but its cool), though hes now been given a warning for showing up 1.5 hour late on sunday, which makes 4 sundays in a row. I also do contract programing projects though havent been accepting much recently due to me wanting to spend more time making music. I also make enuf money betting on sports to cover my living expenses, I've been doing this for years and have got the art.
Job history: I've had more than 100 jobs, prolly upwards of 500, only been sacked about 20 times, normally for being a smartass

Lots of jobs because I've moved around lots, also Ive worked a fair bit via job agencies, so it may be working a week building something then a weekend helping out at some show etc, Whilst I have done a lot of work drunk (oddly never been caught in all the years) cause I tend not to show it, I think my limit has been reached though, a couple of weekends ago, they refused to serve me alcohol in some shop cause they said I was intoxicated (first time thats ever happened) my gait isnt 100% straight now, even totally sober, nuerodamage I suspect.
actually my comrade has woken up over the last couple of nights, I think they've given him a quiet word and he loves how with this job time just flies and he's 20 so you know when you're that age, a job can feel like it takes forever. its good since I get to go home earlier but bad as I get overtime when I go over 40 hours which is been every week for the last 2 months.

Anyone (cuz I'm dumb as fuck)though based on the diana kruger effect, perhaps you're not really