Currently someone is letting me sleep in their empty apartment for free and spent the other night on someone's floor, she fed me well also. Now off to get some free food where I work.

Posted a couple new videos on twitter

You left the turd in the person's apartment as a parting gift, after they let you stay for free? Charming.

Better than on the bed.
No I paid for that place. The water was not working so I couldn't flush, have a shower etc. I even was forced to use toilet paper to wipe my ass

Dude. You have my sympathy, about the toilet paper. What a nightmare. You poor bastard. But seriously, try not to just leap in front of firing Russian machine guns. You seem to be inclined to do things that, well, appear, to me, to be leading up to such a scenario. In the meantime... we all appreciate your updates. I'm sorry to hear about your phone situation!!! That is a real nightmare. Hang in there.

Yeah you hear me I was forced to wipe my ass with toilet paper like a retard brain washed imbecile, though I admit as soon as I got bad to civilianisation I washed my ass with shower. Nah mate I'm going back prematurely after losing phone really pissed 1. Goin back to Barca humidity and 2 I have so many friends here. Like today excit metro wrong stop and gps not work cause of gps spoffing, 5 secs later I run into my mate from Nigeria he told me where to go (was wrong) event I make it back

I have a book somewhere, a collection of essays by Kurt Vonnegut. It was probably Wampeters, Foma, and Granfalloons... not sure if that is the one I'm thinking of, but, probably. In it, he talked about when he visited Biafra, during the Civil War in Nigeria, in the very late 60s. He was so impressed by the Biafrans. They were all very intelligent and resourceful, and able to talk to Kurt Vonnegut for a long time on topics that plenty of Americans would have had trouble holding intelligent conversations about, for even a few seconds. This was in a region that still had witch doctors, headhunters, etc.

I am pretty sure that a lot of the successful Nigerian people we have seen globally, in recent years, probably come from Biafran families that got subsumed into Nigeria. I think about that sometimes.

Ha got off at wrong station yesterday, who did I see but my mate from Lagos nigeria, literally outside the station walking by, as gps was not working, due to Russian attack, I asked him what way to go, he told le literally the wrong way. Fucking cunt.ha ha. After 30mins gps was turned on again, so ended up right place just an hour late

Whoops a daisy. OK, maybe your friend, in particular, specifically, isn't THAT impressive, but.... um.... OK I got nothing.

its not meant to be impressive, its just a flashback to the joys of travelling before GPS when you either had to consult a map or ask someone, fuck I used to spend hours getting from point A to point B. Someone countries esp in asia were terrible as in their culture they have to give answer even if they didnt know otherwise its offensive. So you'll ask for place C and instead of going I dont know the guy would just make up something. funny in hindsight but at the time PITA