Last night, I discovered a Deathcore band called XAcidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh FetusX

Kinda catchy.

If you make use of your bong often enough, lots of things become rocket science.

I snorted ketamine once.

Yeah, if I had more money 20 years ago, I'd have been 6 feet under for some time, or at least brain damaged. I was all about getting fucked up on anything and everything. It's true, the alcohol high isn't as enjoyable as other things, but I always felt it had the most powerful/overwhelming high with more of a chance of doing or saying something stupid, alienating a friend, or just not remembering shit. Honestly, nothing I've ever tried has made me act and feel like a piece of shit more than alcohol. But I guess, in moderation, one can drink much longer in life than consuming any particular drug (besides pot). Haven't had a drink since 2015.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/LSDoom/3540425872

How 'bout this shit? Australian Doom Metal band allegedly put out 55 full length albums and 9 EPs in less than 2 years. Can only assume every member has an unlimited supply of adderall.

But seriously, anyone have any theories on this?

Yeah, there's gotta be a part of the process they're leaving out or half assing. I was under the impression it could take months to even write the album, at least several weeks to record and the better part of a month to mix. Probably a bunch of bullshit noise.

In celebration of its 50th anniversary, we got a re-recording of Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon coming out this year.And in typical Roger Waters fashion, he's doing it all by himself and shutting out the other members, and passive agressively taking credit for the original. Here's the exact quote from the man himself...

“I wrote The Dark Side of the Moon. Let's get rid of all this 'us' crap!” Waters stated during an interview with The Telegraph. “Of course we were a band, there were four of us, we all contributed, but it's my project and I wrote it. So… blah!”

Yeah, he sounds like an unbearable fuckhead with an ego which has cost him an even greater legacy than he already has. He obviously was the most important part of PF, and his solo stuff is pretty great from what I've heard, but fuck him just the same.

"Blah" aka "fuck those cunts"

Picked up Roger Waters' new (and not so improved) version of Darkside Of The Moon the other day. A more dreary, bland take on the material. Not without some decent moments, but still as unnecessary as unnecessary gets. However, we're treated to "pretentious story time with Roger" during the longer instrumental parts, where he rambles about completely unrelated shit.

In related news. ol' Roger recently pulled an Andy Kaufman during what was supposed to be a live performance of this album in London, where he decided the audience would be better off hearing him read his upcoming book. Apparently, this lasted for at least an hour as he cursed at those who walked out.

Listened to the new Judas Priest album earlier. A pretty strong album for their standards, imo, but as a vocalist, I think Rob Halford is overrated as his voice does nothing for me. Kinda sounds like one of those voices that used to be good but now sounds like shit due to age, but he's pretty much always sounded like this. To me, he sounds like prime Axl Rose without the attitude and charisma. Of course, Axl sounds a thousand times worse than Halford these days. That guy needs to fuck off forever. But yeah. Some singers can have a not so great voice while, at the same time, having a pretty great voice. I don't think Rob Halford is one of them.

I was wondering why you brought up such a random singer, but it occured to me that there was that one album without Halford, but I haven't heard that one yet. There's a few JP albums I still haven't heard. However, I did recently discover Iced Earth. Definitely my favorite metal discovery of the year so far. I didn't realize one of their singers was the one that filled in for Halford that time. I think I prefer Barlow, but I haven't heard much from Owens yet. Looks like they've had a couple other singers over the years.

No, I definitely don't think Priest is shit, but definitely a little overrated. They're good. And they've come out with some albums that I'd call REALLY good. Sad Wings Of Destiny being my favorite. But yeah. I wouldn't call them great... Maybe if they had a better singer.