Klownz is a right daft cunt, there's just no denying his cuntishness. Every pore of his skin exudes cunt juice. Honestly, given a competition between who is more of an actual cunt between a girl's vagina and Klownz it would be Klownz. That's how much of a massive total fucking cunt he is.

But I will say this for the cunt, he did - for a while - have the best horror forum going and I can honestly say that I had the most fun on there than any other site. The cunt seems to be getting a bit of a bashing or cunt punting on here, (and yes, I've read through the Manshun topic). Here's 10 reasons why Klownz isn't such a complete bastard and 10 reasons why I am a complete bastard:

1. The Mansion had K-Sound - he was fucking great and we shared loads of choons between us until Moon banned him.

2. Irish Gent - Another top lad, knew him from UHM and fucking love that guy.

3. Shaza - bit of a fucking weeeeeeeeeeeeeetch but a lovely one!

4. Dybuk - Lovely girl, if a bit of a twat at times.

5. Switchy - Yeah I know he reported me and never stuck up for me but he was still a good lad.

6. Woodenheart aka Woodsy - I feel fucking terrible for ever directing her to the Manshun as she was treated like fucking shit on there.

7. Splat - Ditto

8. ForeverDsy and I became friends on there, and fuck me if that girl can't take a dirty joke!!

9. Ninjas-r-cool - first time I ever met Ninjy babes was on there and that cunt still fucking cracks me up!

10. Just the fucking wanton attitude that it once had, before Moon went all menstrual and Carpenter became a mod.