FTVs only

January

Hall Pass (2011) - Fun Farrelly bros flick.
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) - Meh.
Me Time (2022) - Forgetable af.
The Hangover Part II (2011) - Not great.
Mission: Impossible 3 (2006) - Better than the last two.
The Hangover Part III (2013) - A bit better than 2.
Mission: Impossible 4 - Ghost Protocol (2011) - Not the worst.
Mission: Impossible 5 - Rogue Nation (2015) - Meh.
Mission: Impossible 6 - Fallout (2018) - Decent, one of the better ones.
The Menu (2022) - Interesting commentary about art and snobs.
The Internship (2013) - Generic Owen Wilson comedy.
The Dilemma (2011) - Mediocre infidelity comedy.
Amsterdam (2022) - Muddled mess of a movie, not terrible though.
Empire Records (1995) - Okay 90s nostalgia.
Fletch (1985) - Chevy Chase PI flick, okay.
Couples Retreat (2009) - Lame.
Crimes of the Future (2022) - Videodrome-esque, gross, and I don't fully get it.
I, Tonya (2017) - Decent 90s biopic, Margot Robbie's got it.
Sick (2022) - Barely passable COVID slasher.
Super Dark Times (2017) - Actually quite dark, intense ending.
The Campaign (2012) - Not great.

February

The Cable Guy (1996) - Mildly amusing.
You People (2023) - Awkward racist comedy, okay at best.
Senior Year (2022) - Intriguing concept turned dreadful garbage.
The Founder (2016) - Decent McDonalds backstory.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) - Mostly bad, but it's the thought that counts.
Ant-Man & Wasp: Quantumania (2023) - Misguided effort to replicate Star Wars.

March

Cocaine Bear (2023) - The return of animal horror!
M3GAN (2022) - Good evil robot doll flick.
SubUrbia (1996) - Interesting aimless Linklater flick.
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) - Stupid but watchable b-movie.
Creed III (2023) - Decent entry, but not as good as the previous two.
Scream VI (2023) - Almost perfect with an iffy ending.
The Lost (2006) - Another disturbing Jack Ketchum movie!
Uncle Peckerhead (2020) - Mediocre demon-possessed roadie movie.
Cockfighter (1974) - A movie about chicken fighting.
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) - Same old shit, if you're into it.
Evils of the Night (1985) - Cheesy bizarre redneck vs. stupid horny teens.
Dead Dicks (2019) - Actually amusing mindfuck flick.
Killer Rack (2015) - Pretty dumb.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) - Still good.
Slaxx (2020) - Not good.

April

The Super Mario Bros Movie (2023) - Decent, albeit typical kiddie movie.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) - Pleasant surprise!
Vampire's Kiss (1989) - Nic Cage hammin' it up!
Evil Dead Rise (2023) - Another Hollywood horror flick that misunderstands the genre.
Colors (1988) - Decent LA cop/gang drama by Dennis Hopper.
War Dogs (2016) - Decent story about gun-running.
New Jack City (1991) - Okay NY crime story.

May

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) - Decent series conclusion.
Stuck on You (2003) - Barely amusing Farrelly movie.
High Fidelity (2000) - Decent breakup examination flick.
Knock at the Cabin (2023) - Boring M. Night movie without a twist?
Suicide Kings (1997) - Okay kidnapping-gone-wrong flick, good cast.
My Cousin Vinny (1992) - Decent legal comedy.
Get Shorty (1995) - Mafia/Hollywood crossover with Travolta. Interesting enough.
Slumber Party Massacre (2022) - Not as bad as I was expecting. It has dem femalez.
Shazam: Fury of the Gods (2023) - Okay at best.
Wrong Cops (2013) - Mildly amusing corrupt cop comedy.
Venom: Let There be Carnage (2022) - Better than the first, but not saying much.
Bad Candy (2021) - Vivid anthology, but too much bad CGI.
Ted (2012) - Barely funny.

June

Stand Up Guys (2012) - Pacino/Walken crime teamup, mediocre.
Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) - Barely interesting Pesci crime comedy.
Drugstore Cowboy (1989) - Solid junkie story.
Deuces Wild (2002) - Good 50s Brooklyn gang flick.
Empire (2002) - Okay NYC latino crime flick.
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) - Amusing non-sequel.
Contraband (2012) - Adequate blackmail/crime flick.
Running with the Devil (2019) - I forgot 100% of this movie.
Clean (2021) - Adrian Brody as a garbage man seeking revenge? lol
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) - Fun albeit inconclusive.
Murphy's Law (1986) - Solid Bronson flick!
Messenger of Death (1988) - Mediocre Bronson flick.
Revolver (2005) - Interesting early Statham crime flick.
Avenging Angelo (2002) - Horse shit!
The Watcher (2000) - Annoyingly early 2000s.
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2020) - Crap.
Legend (2015) - Not bad.
Boyz in the Hood (1991) - Interesting LA street gang flick.
Identify Thief (2013) - Unfunny comedy.
The Drop (2014) - Solid NYC mafia story.
City by the Sea (2002) - Underwhelming De Niro flick.
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) - Impractical revenge movie.
Menace II Society (1993) - Another interesting LA street gang flick.
A Time to Kill (1996) - Pretentious 90s drama.
Sicario (2015) - Okay cartel flick, some good scenes.
The Flash (2023) - Lots of fun!
Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018) - Another okay cartel flick.
Studio 666 (2022) - Actually pretty decent horror flick.
Fall Time (1995) - Okay young gang clusterfuck.
Mississippi Burning (1989) - It did NOT burn its way into my mind.
Emily the Criminal (2022) - Really good Aubrey Plaza flick.
Two for the Money (2005) - Okay McConaughey/Pacino gambling flick.
The Gambler (2014) - Meh gambling flick.

July

Renfield (2023) - Horrible piece of shit.
Street Kings (2008) - Cool Keanu/Ayer LA corruption flick.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) - Fun Indy finale.
Deadwood: The Movie (2019) - Okay reunion.
Wind River (2017) - Good murder-mystery crime flick.
The Out-Laws (2023) Adequate comedy.
The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) - Watchable like the show.
Arizona (2018) - Okay clusterfuck movie.
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006) - Adequate superhero comedy.
Drinking Buddies (2013) - Okay kinda pointless movie.
Little Man (2006) - Not gonna lie, I did laugh some.
Bromates (2022) - I forgot the entire movie.
The War with Grandpa (2020) - Crap, forgot all this too.
Alita Battle Angel (2019) - Also crap, forgot it all.
Hitman (2007) - Okay at best.
Jeepers Creepers Reborn (2022) - Decent.

August

Guns Akimbo (2019) - Fun action flick.
Unstoppable (2010) - Surprisingly decent thriller.
White Chicks (2004) - I'll say it, it was kinda funny.
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) - Meh.
Judgment Night (1993) - Solid survival flick.
The X-Files (1998) - Meh.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) - Good old TMNT.
Quasi (2023) - Mediocre Broken Lizard farce.
No Man's Land (1987) - Good undercover flick.
Zone of the Dead (2009) - Horse shit!
Young Einstein (1988) - WTF?!
Chill Factor (1999) - Adequate action/comedy/thriller.
Vacation Friends 2 (2023) - Good for a couple of laughs.
Hardbodies (1984) - Great 80s beach flick.Candy Corn (2019) - Shit slasher with wasted potential.
Game Night (2018) - Decent clusterfuck adventure.
Cool Hand Luke (1967) - Good flick, a lot like Cuckoo's Nest.
Candy Corn (2019) - Seems promising, falls completely flat.

September

Deja Vu (2006) - Adequate Denzel time-travel flick.
Season of the Witch (2011) - I forgot everything about this turkey.
Simulant (2023) - Passable sci-fi.
The Fury (1978) - Underwhelming De Palma telekinesis story.
Werewolf by Night (2022) - More garbage from Disney.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - Interesting, but still kind of boring.
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice Director's Cut (2016) - Not too shabby.
Wonder Woman (2017) - Surprisingly decent.
Expendables 4 (2023) - Passable action.
Futureworld (1976) - Not as good as the first, but it has its moments.
In Time (2011) - Timberlake isn't a bad actor, okay sci-fi.

October

Children of the Corn (2023) - A better re-imagining finally.
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) - Watchable, but dull.
Kingdom of the Spiders (1977) - Great 70s cheese.
No One Will Save You (2023) - Some alien chase drivel. Meh
10/31 (2017) - Crud
Orphan (2009) - Surprisingly good.
Bingo Hell (2021) - Lame.
Play Dead (2022) - Decent little morgue thriller.
I'll Be Watching (2023) - A dull slow burner.
Totally Killer (2023) - Fun 80s time-travel slasher.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow 2 (2022) - Amateur and super boring.
Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) - Too modern to be taken seriously.
Orphan: First Kill (2022) - Also surprisingly good.
V/H/S/85 (2023) - Fun, but they all run together to me.
The Boogeyman (2023) - Awful PG-13 horror.
Devil's Den (2006) - Mildly amusing DTV Dusk till Dawn scenario.
Night of Something Strange (2016) - TRASH EPIC
Pumpkins (2019) - MEMoRY DELETED
Camp Dread (2014) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
Cyrus: Mind of a Serial Killer (2010) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
Redwood Massacre: Annihilation (2020) - Pretty cool, until the end.
Camp Cold Brook (2018) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
The Third Saturday in October (2022) - Entertaining throwback.
The Third Saturday in October: Part V (2022) - Also entertaining.
Unhuman (2022) - Stupid friendship movie posing as horror.
See No Evil 2 (2014) - Pretty good, until the end.
Inoperable (2017) - Not enough Danielle Harris, incoherent story.
Ghost of Goodnight Lane (2012) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
Ghost Story (1981) - Adequate oldies horror.
Among Friends (2013) - Pretty good, until the (lack of an) ending.
Willy's Wonderland (2017) - Better than 5Nights, but still forgettable.
There's Nothing Out There (1991) - Good campy killer plant movie.
Lake Mungo (2008) - Boring mockumentary.
Bloody Summer Camp (2021) - Run of the mill DTV slasher.
Mischief Night (2013) - Decent blind-person home invasion.
Necromancer (1988) - I forgot it all.
Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) - Production values, nothing else.
Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005) - Pretty lame...
Requiem for a Scream (2022) - Not the worst Tubi movie.
Burial Ground Massacre (2021) - Run of the mill DTV slasher.
Cobweb (2023) - Stupid movie about psycho parents.
Haunt (2019) - Adequate haunted house survival flick.
Trespassers (2018) - Good home invasion / mental breakdown plot.
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) - What's the big deal about this?
Disturbing Behavior (1998) - Ah, the late 90s! That's all, folks!
The Haunting (1963) - Kinda overrated IMO.
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023) - Another good entry.

November

Fatal Call (2012) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
Goosed (1999) Not enough Danielle, but Tilly is good.
Between the Darkness (2019) - Not enough Danielle Harris.
Amityville Karen (2022) - A solid movie!
Amityville Death Toilet (2023) - A solid #2!
Terror Train 2 (2022) - Another rehash, but I'll take it.
Blood Pageant (2021) - Shit movie.
House Party (2022) - Watchable, but underwhelming.
Trucks (1997) - Max Overdrive's retarded brother.
Hot Take: The Depp/Heard Trial (2022) - Decent Depp likeness.
Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003) - Crap.
Sometimes They Come Back... For More (1998) - Boring Thing rip-off.
The Mangler: Reborn (2005) - Somehow watchable.
Who's Your Caddy? (2007) - Black rappers go golfing?
Attack of the Tromaggot (2010) - A dubbed Troma movie!
The Dead Hate the Living (2000) - Crud muffin.
Death Toilet (2018) - Same story as the other one.
Death Toilet Number 2 (2019) - Same story again.
Death Toilet 3: Call of Doody (2020) - Gotta love the main actor's dedication...
Camp Death III in 2D (2018) - Another run of the mill DTV slasher.
No Holds Barred (1989) - Stupid wrestling movie.
Karpenter (2017) - Did I watch this?
The Pest (1997) - Shame on you, Leguizamo!
Jury Duty (1995) - Pauly Sh-o-ore! FUCK YEAHHHH!!!
Bio Dome (1996) - Pauly vs. William Atherton
The Curse of Inferno (1997) - Pauly tries to do a serious western heist.
Sorority Party Massacre (2012) - Some generic slasher.
Blue Beetle (2023) - Awful DC garbage. Fuck WB.
Dead Hooker in a Trunk (2009) - Okay at best.
Snatched (2011) - Watchable.
Robodoc (2009) - Not horrible, but still stupid.
Vice Academy (1989) - Linnea and some sluts training to become cops!
Domestic Disturbance (200?) - Travolta vs Vince Vaughn.

December

Christmas with the Kranks (2004) - Okay Tim Allen/Jamie Lee Christmas comedy.
Trapped in Paradise (1994) - Meh.
Deck the Halls (2006) - Mediocre Devito vs Broderick Christmas movie.
Christmas with the Campbells (2022) - Stupid Hallmark xmas movie with Justin Long.
13 Slays Till X-Mas (2020) - Completely forgettable.
Surviving Christmas (2004) - Ben Affleck sucks in this movie.
All is Bright (2013) - Paul Rudd & Paul Giammati xmas tree salesman drama.
Fool's Paradise (2023) - Charlie Day is a nitwit in this funny satire on Hollywood.
Four Christmases (2008) - Forgettable crap.
It's a Wonderful Binge (2022) - Actually pretty hilarious.
Fred Claus (2007) - Dumb and forgettable. I tune a lot of these out, don't I?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) - Pretty decent movie, ruined by pop culture.
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) - Meh.
Iron Claw (2023) - Solid A24 biopic about the tragic Von Erich brothers.
Straight Outta Compton (2015) - Decent biopic about NWA music in LA.

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