C) if a girl throws up my jizz and chewed up bananas.

Cuz you're not Tromafreak. You're only RedHawk.

Slimy foods like cooked tomatoes.

Brooke Shields.

Babies.

LoL, yeah. Definitely unpopular. I don't care how old you are, if you're loud and disgusting, and shit/vomit everywhere, and you're too stupid to appreciate anything people do for you, I say fuck you. I'll take a kitten or a puppy any day.

Kittens >>> Puppies