Yes, it's the curse of the beard *plays with chin hair*

You must be going Duck Dynasty stylie. When I rock a beard, I trim it around my lips and shape it somewhat.

How's it taste?

sexy as fuck

Sometimes I chew on the hair on my back, but that's just because I'm a were-anteater with a humongously long proboscis-thingie. When I'm in my human phase, I look like this, so yeah, I eat my facial hair at those times.