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Monster Shark


Sep 2018 *
So this movie.... It's bad, but it somehow held my attention. I'm not big on foreign films, mainly from my ignorance, but this one was... very interesting. First let me say that I won't spoil plot points, but may ruin some gags. First I have to say these guys took this movie very seriously. All three main character just have the most intense looking facial expressions and are often shot in a close-up frame. When the shark is coming you get this light sound and a weird freeze on camera and a bad and like a 2-second shift to blue with what looks like drawn bubbles on paper and then right back to the exact same scene. This shark can somehow scramble tapes with its brainwaves. Now there are some upsides to this movie. You get some great fuzzy and multi-frame overlaid beach sex. It's pretty funny to hear them go back and forth saying "oh no the shark" and "oh no the fish" when really it's a mollusk with teeth. The generic goon that keeps poppying up to stop the scientist is pretty funny, oh ya and it's Florida, home of trash. This movie is up there with the room in movies that really do try, but are just laughably bad. All in all (2/5) for the laughs.


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Gymnopedie says:
#1

Sep 2018
Nice review! I am not sure whether I should bother with it though. I may watch it when I am drunk.


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sfpx says:
#2

Sep 2018
Never seen this, but always wanted to.

Were you on the old boards? Until the other nights debacle, I've never noticed you before.


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DerTables says:
#3, Reply to #2

Sep 2018 *
No I lived on a different site prior to knowing @Box but I never was on IMDB and my tangible activity here has been minimal for the past 5 years. I am user #2 though so other than @Box I'm technically the oldest account lol.



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