2/10 3.7 Death Curse of Tartu (1966) 88m - A lot of wandering around the everglades with drums beating fighting the creatures of it plus an injun, plus of course since its the 60s theres quicksand. Though in a couple of scenes actors get close to the creatures and theres a bit of gore which feels outta place for this 50s feel film.
4/10 3.7 The Black Demon (2023) 100m - The films not that bad, OK I'm not sure how this was shown in theatres but for a no brain bubblegum film the ratings are harsh. Though do we really need another megladon film after shark attack 3
1/10 2.1 Savage Vengance (1993) 65m - Originally called Savage Vengeance (the attention to detail), starring the woman from I spit on your grave in a sequel which she disowned. How can the same shit happen to the same woman twice. Though theres not much raping and revenge in this film, in fact theres fuck all of anything
2/10 2.7 The Blackout Experiment (2021) 81m - So many of these sort of films the last few years, cheap to make I guess. Sanford experiment-ish. At least they sprung for a CGI tv, sure filming TV on TV flickers but thats authentic unlike the fake CGI flickering they actually added to the CGI tv to make it more 'authentic'
2/10 2.2 Alien Convergence (2017) 87m - Typical Asylum monster fare
6/10 4.5 Whispers (1990) 100m - The couple felt off like they'ld not get together IRL, but the film aint too bad, the lowish rating is primarily due to Dean Koontz fans downrating
4/10 3.9 Demon of Paradise (1987) 87m - Creature froom the black lagoon wrecks havok in the phillipines, why is there always a business owner/mayor etc in these creature films that tries to hush up said creatures existence. I mean you dont see this plot device if instead of a creature its freddy or micheal or any human killer
5/10 4.8 The Surgeon (1995) 99m - Not bad, though the 2nd half of the film was so dark, I wondered if they had a powercut in the hospital, there was a scene with 100 candles in a small room and it was still dark. Just shows you how fake it is when they have a person wandering around carrying a canmdle and the room in illuminated
5/10 4.9 The Banker (1989) 96m - Decent cop drama. The baddy was a proto american psycho killer
3/10 3.6 Il bosco 1 (1988) 85m - Quite entertaining and yes there wasnt much of a story, sure it nicked things from the evil dead but I take most exception to the description of the lady being beautiful. 2nd half was very dark also.
4/10 4.7 Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) 87m - Well there was a pet so it wasnt completely unrelated to the book, but they should of just made an unrelated film instead of cashing in on its name
4/10 4.2 The Body Beneath (1970) 82m - Noone has a style like Andy Milligan, not much vampire stuff happening here, just the usual milligan
6/10 4.2 Woodchipper Massacre (1988) 80m - McBrides best film, the actors gave it their all, the cousin was brilliant, I see it was the only film he was in, pity the guy could of been huge.
4/10 3.4 Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1989) 88m - Apprently Ive seen Witchcraft 1,3,4,5,6,8 but remember zero about them. Actually the story wasnt too bad here, the 30 year old guy and his father could of been brothers not father and son
4/10 4.1 Pig Killer (2022) 122m - This was 5.1 rating on IMDB when I started watching. We see a couple of guys dicks which looked the same, I wondering if its the same stunt dick they shared. I wonder if they washed it between uses. I would insist on only filming with my own penis. I wonder if gary busey is related to trump, they look alike. Googling 'Jake Busey trump' images seems to confirm some relationship.
3/10 4.1 The Wasp Woman (1995) 87m - Jennifer Rubin looked nice, the changing into the wasp is one of the most rediculous ever filmed, OK wait first they're a woman than a giant wasp and then back again as a beautiful woman. How does that work biologically
3/10 3.1 Doctor Dracula (1983) 88m - I saw the film this was taken from first 'lucifers women' which is a nice little erotic film, which I recommend over this, as taking an existing film and then trying to film new scenes and splice together a new film never works. Though heres its not too bad as they actually have some of the original actors film new stuff
3/10 3.9 Eyes Behind the Stars (1978) 92m - A newspaper reporter whos not afraid to shoot ppl and slap women around, obviously laws were a bit looser back then in Italy. Actually this sci-fi film is quite shoddy, hell the aliens were worse than most early doctor who
3/10 4.1 Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014) 91m - Pretty much like the other films in the series. The idea that a guy would screw over his mates/gf cause he meets his long lost family of freaks within a couple of days is a bit far fetched
2/10 2.9 Raptor (2001) 81m - I must be watching the 'porn cut' the sex scene goes on for minutes instead of 30 secs, theres one with the chick with the most rediculous fake boobs, WHAT was she thinking. they stick out as perfect spheres sideways they look more like preying mantis eyes than tits. OK I rewound cause I was curious, the sex scene was more than 8 minutes long of them groaning. The rubber suited dinosaurs are dodging around like they are mike tyson.
3/10 4.9 Ghost Story (1974) 87m - Holly fuck Murray Melvin would be about the weediest man I've ever seen, his shoulders are barely wider than his neck and they slope down at like 60 degrees. A yawnfest
4/10 4.3 Ghost Chase (1987) 85m - Very weird they had actors that could pass as teenagers play as adults, normally its 30 year olds being schoolkids, though I looked up they were in their 20s. This is just a kids film with hints of horror, they wouldnt portrey the main kid trying to get it on even though she didnt want to today
3/10 3.5 Monster High (1989) 84m - Lot of bad reviews for this, it wasnt so bad though. I have to admit a lot of the jokes were very weak, though quite a few boobs, I think thats what the makers were going for, hey it doesnt matter if the films crap if we show boobs. A normal US highschool film, with a 30 year olds playing a teenager.
4/10 4.1 The Oracle (1985) 94m - A standard film where noone believes that theres a lot of haunting stuff is happening to her and lock her away, though it didnt do the standard thing where at the end everyone finally comes to realize she was right all along
3/10 2.1 Jurassic Shark 3: Seavenge (2023) 74m - So good lines in this film. I finally found someone who done a worse nazi german accent than robert de niro
2/10 2.3 Teenage Strangler (1964) 61m - The girl deserved to get murdered, she walked maybe 50 meters and shes like "oh I can't go on". The parents are hilarious the cop comes round cause there kid saw her friend get murdered and she nearly also and they're like overjoyed, "so nice for you to be here, want some coffee, I knew a cop once". Definitely a SBIG film, made in 1964 but feels like 1954. I like how you can see the killer and he has a thick head of black hair, but really the killer is bald.
2/10 2.5 Fatal Possession (2002) 78m - Sponsored by coke, Family friendly as fuck like it was made in the 1950s
3/10 4.4 Goldie and the Bears (1984) 60m - I'm not sure why the hulkster is making these strange noises when hes doing physical excercise
1/10 3.6 The Burning Hell (1974) 58m - High rating on IMDB due to christians giving it 10/10 but its a terrible vanity project, though I suppose they did make an effort with the clothes. If christianity came out now, ppl would classify it as a mental disease
6/10 4.6 Inn of the Damned (1975) 118m - Nice atmospheric ozzie film, let down by the fact that it was intended originally to be for a 1 hour show and ppl made him make a film of it, so for some reason he padded it out to 2 hours, 90 mins it could of worked. Main old actress was great did a great german accent as well
2/10 3.0 Sunburst (1975) 74m - One of Robert Englunds first roles. Not much happens in this film, rape/revenge film with not much revenge, just a lot of a woman blubbering, realistic I suppose, but doesnt make for good viewing
6/10 4.8 Mommy (1995) 89m - A bit to close for comfort, features the girl from the bad seed all grown up, and yes shes a bitch of a mother. I must say she does play a cunt well
3/10 3.5 Mutant Species (1995) 100m - Not as bad as the reviewers say, sure its bog standard, Though I can't believe the director wanted Arnie for the Role, the film had no budget. At least they got wilford Brimley though I have to add he sucked badly in his hawaiian shirt and dark glasses at night. Though one has to wonder why the monster rips all the other soldiers to shreds in a second, but whenever its him against the hero, they have a punch up and the hero escapes, happened multiple times in the film. The monster saluting at the end was a tear jerking moment
3/10 3.6 Devil's Island (2021) 71m - The reviews for this are tough, mainly cause the film ends without resolving anything, aka big fuck you to the viewer, though I quite liked the atmosphere. Made by 'New Zealand Son films' with a maori design for a logo, yet the reason for the name choice was actually pretty bad
4/10 3.5 Morbid (2022) 70m - Made by the same ppl as the last film, Quite a good idea but execution leaves a lot to be desired. Funny scene where this ladies in this trap where an axe is gonna hit her head, shes like come rescue me for about 5 minutes, but the thing is she could of easily bent forward or crouched or anything as she was only secured by the wrists
4/10 4.4 House of the Damned (1996) 83m - The head explosion/car explosion scene early on was a laugh, like WTF did that come from. Unfortunately the rest of the film wasnt as nutso. Still quite a decent haunted house film
4/10 4.3 The Creeps (1997) 75m - Run of the mill Full Moon film, I'm wondering if the music writer only has like 2 hours of music written and just splices piece in to all their films, cause it all sounds the same bland shit. AI could now easily generate this