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2022 Turkey Hunt


Oct '22 *
1) Use IMDb ratings.
1.0 = 6 points.
1.1-1.9 = 5 points.
2.0-2.9 = 4 points.
3.0-3.9 = 3 points.
4.0-4.4 = 2 points
4.5-4.9 = 1 point.

2) First time view = 1 point.

3) Can be any genre.

4) Trifectas. Director actors, and series. For director and actors you can bunch siblings and parent / children or grandparent / grandchildren.

5) A movie can only count towards one trifecta.Single Trifecta - 5 pointsDouble Trifecta - 7 pointsTriple Trifecta - 9 pointsEtc.

6) 1 bonus point if there is at least one penis shown in the movie. A total of 3 bonus points if the penis is decapitated during the movie.
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7) Movies with 5.0 ratings or better donโ€™t count for any points.

8) Must be at least 45 minutes long for full credit. Half credit for films between 25 and 44 minutes.

9) Start - 12:01 AM on November 1.End - You must start you last movie prior to November 30 11:59 PM.


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zed says:
#6

Nov '22 *
gonna start with some hellraiser films ,

Unfortunately the first I watched was hellraiser deader with 5.4 so doesnt qualify, actually quite a good film.

1. 4/10 Hellraiser: Deader (2005) 4.4 2 points, Ive always liked Kari (I think I dreamed of her last night after watching this) but pencil thin eyebrows are horrible

2. 3/10 Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) 4.3 2 points Just another teen horror, F All to do with the franchise

3. 4/10 Hellraiser: Judgmen (2018) 4.3 2 points Now seen all the hellraiser films, one of the better franchises, I think thats due to it not having a central villian (well there is pinhead but hes in the films so little)

4. 4/10 Texas 3D (2013) 4.8 1 point Wait! so the girl forgave leatherface killing her friends, yeah right! Well at least it was better than the most recent film

5. 4/10 Bad Candy (2020) 4.2 2 points A couple of the tales were a bit weak, I think anthologies work better with fewer tales

6. 2/10 Amityville Scarecrow (2021) 2.6 4 points Painful to watch esp the first half, there was a slow scene with them watching a TV and it went on for like 10 minutes both ppl were in tears watching, Im sure its cause they were thinking why am I appearing in this drek

7. 4/10 Pussycake (2021) 4.8 1 point The first 5 minutes were like from a totally different film, made me wonder if I had the right film.

8. 2/10 The Alpha (1978) 3.9 3 points Holy shit this was slow, ppl just sitting around talking, made for TV vibe but some reasonable gore at the end of an eyeball coming out of his head and an exploding brain, completely out of character qwith the rest of the film. Starred the late great buck flower, Didnt play a Bum though this time. Just a train driver drinking from a brown paper bag

9. 3/10 The OctoGames (2022) 3.3 3 points Quite entertaining and the acting was OK, but a terrible low budget version of squidgames, the cast was surprisngly ugly as well, though I expect thats why the acting was decent

10. 3/10 From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood (1999) 4.1 2 points Bruce Campbell has a lot of bit part, wonder why that is. Its like they were trying to make the film bad on purpose, Of course just as the vampires were about to get fried by the sun, there happens a solar eclipse , which lasts like 10 minutes or so, I think the maximum possible is 7:31 from memory

11. 2/10 Jeepers Creepers III (2017) 3.9 3 points Wow this movie was incompetent, I loved the filming people driving in cars, got some 70s people driving in cars TV show vibes. The whole thing felt like a TV soap in places where people would explain things to each other, entertaining crapfest.

12. 4/10 Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022) 2.5 4 points. Actually apart from the 'heres how we kill the creature stuff which didnt make sense, everyone magically knew what to do) The acting, direction etc are much betterly done than JC3, so why the much lower rating

13. 2/10 Las Vegas Bloodbath (1989) 2.7 4 points The lady deserved to die that hairstyle was an afront to humanity, the pizza guys was also pretty bad. A few of the hostages were trying not to laugh during the scene. The killing of the jehovah witness was great

14. 3/10 Critters Attack! (2019) 3.7 3 points Dee wallace has really upped her film count the last few years

15. 5/10 From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangmans (1999) 4.8 1 point More entertaining and better made than number 2

16. 5/10 Cards of Death (1986) 4.8 1 point Prolly the most profession SOV I've seen, acting was decent same with cinematography, the editor needed to cut lots though

17. 2/10 The Invisible Maniac (1990) 4.0 2 points the guy had a great laugh but a pretty pathetic attempt at nudity. I assume someone with it just wanted an excuse to get close to women

18. 5/10 The Crow: City of Angels (1996) 4.8 1 points Not as bad as the repitation, the first film though is a classic

19. 5/10 Vampire in Brouklyn (1995) 4.6 1 points Craven has done worse

43 points + 19 FTV = 62 points



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