I must be a real ignoramus (hey, you said it), but after years of watching Pieces countless times, the ending finally makes sense to me.

I watched it with my girlfriend (her first time; she loved it, BTW) and I dunno if I was paying more attention than usual or what, but I unlocked the secret to Pieces that I've never seen anyone talk about. Know how in between the police "force" (heh) having Kendall knee deep in, like, you know, police stuff, which I've never understood, that he's bedding a ton of women at the campus? He even tries getting it on with the much older, but no less fine, Linda Day...asking her if she was going to make coffee (what a sly dog, that Kendall). His goofy friend even pops outta the shadows in a fright mask and yells, "Casanova!" (lol.)

Wellllll.....the sewed-up corpse comprised of several women at the end (two at least, Kendall was balls-deep in when they still had a pulse) is getting its revenge on this studly man-whore. He may be flunking all his classes, and busy volunteering for the police, but he's got an A+ in love making. Anyway, poor Kendall. Shoulda kept it in your pants a bit more often, bud.

Oh, and as for the corpse coming back to life...it's a horror movie, you over analytical putz! These things happen!