Feb '18
I had surgery today on my poor, dicky wicky. Dont worry, I'm OK (in the head, not so much). Taking a nap with that sweet, sweet anaesthesia is fucking glorious. Wish i could suck that shit down every night to go to bed.
What surgeries have you had in your past? Does surgery make you nervous? I suppose for something serious, surely it would. I had surgery roughly 13 years ago to fix a deviated septum and the nausea and vomiting afterwards was pure hell. Thankfully none of that today.
What surgeries have you had in your past? Does surgery make you nervous? I suppose for something serious, surely it would. I had surgery roughly 13 years ago to fix a deviated septum and the nausea and vomiting afterwards was pure hell. Thankfully none of that today.
I had my tonsils out when I was 4. I had a colonoscopy in 2008 and 2013. They removed 4 and 6 non cancerous polyps. But that is a procedure, not really a surgery.
When you wake up afterwards they tell you to fart, because your colon is full of air. I was embarassed, but they said if you don't it causes horrible cramps.
So I let'er rip! Long and loud. I actually made the curtains dividers that were around my gurney waft.