Feb '18
I had surgery today on my poor, dicky wicky. Dont worry, I'm OK (in the head, not so much). Taking a nap with that sweet, sweet anaesthesia is fucking glorious. Wish i could suck that shit down every night to go to bed.
What surgeries have you had in your past? Does surgery make you nervous? I suppose for something serious, surely it would. I had surgery roughly 13 years ago to fix a deviated septum and the nausea and vomiting afterwards was pure hell. Thankfully none of that today.
What surgeries have you had in your past? Does surgery make you nervous? I suppose for something serious, surely it would. I had surgery roughly 13 years ago to fix a deviated septum and the nausea and vomiting afterwards was pure hell. Thankfully none of that today.
A port inserted into my upper right chest to do the chemo thru instead of sticking needles in my arm continuously so I look like a junkie. (One time the nurse was having difficulty getting a connection, and stuck the port probably six times. Bruised up and it looked like a third nipple. I said "I knew there might be side effects, but I wasn't expecting this!")
And I had a skin cancer removed from my back, as well a a ruptured cyst removed also.
I had a dislocated shoulder, but that was treated with physical therapy, not surgery.
(All of the above were within a 2 year period)
A KAMRA inserted in my left eye. (I tell people "If it looks like I'm winking at you, I'm not. I'm just taking a mental picture.")
The nails on both my big toes cut down the sides because they were ingrown.
Oh yeah, I forgot about my wisdom teeth, too. All five of them.