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OT: Surgery

by sfpx

Feb '18
I had surgery today on my poor, dicky wicky. Dont worry, I'm OK (in the head, not so much). Taking a nap with that sweet, sweet anaesthesia is fucking glorious. Wish i could suck that shit down every night to go to bed.

What surgeries have you had in your past? Does surgery make you nervous? I suppose for something serious, surely it would. I had surgery roughly 13 years ago to fix a deviated septum and the nausea and vomiting afterwards was pure hell. Thankfully none of that today.


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foz says:
#9

Feb '18
ouch! hope the dick's fully functioning and ready for action soon...

i fell off the roof of my house when i was five and broke my leg. had a metal plate to stick my hip back together and it came out when i was six, (i still have it in a bag somewhere) had surgery both times. i get sick from anaesthetic, bad vomiting, and ever since the smell of hospitals makes me nauseous. got an awesome scar tho, totally worth it.

as a tenager i bashed my head playing football and tore the retina in my right eye. several operations later, including putting oil in my eye, draining it, gas in my eye, releasing it & a buckle (this is over the course of about 18 months) im blind in one eye. the opthala...optath... eye doctor eventually told me it was like stitching up and old sock, you can only sew the hole up so many times until its just thread. i have no idea about darning, or why you wouldn't just buy new socks, but i guess he meant there's too much scar tissue on my eye now. the worst was when i had oil in, for months i had to do what they call 'posturing' which meant i had to face down 50mins out of every hour i was awake, so the oil could apply pressure to the right part of my retina. i read a lot and had radio but it was still boring as fuck, and it didnt even work.

on the upside my blind eye looks cool as fuck now!


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foz says:
#16, Reply to #11

Feb '18
it's not that bad really - i passed my driving test after the accident, but i haven't had a car or driven one for over 10 years now. to be fair that's mostly due to cost of petrol, insurance etc and my moving from rural Wales where the public transport is rare and unreliable, to near Leeds in England where they have buses and trains every 2mins going somewhere.

it hurts sometimes & i have to put eye drops in 3 times a day, but you get used to any routine. worst is no depth perspective, i can't catch anything or judge stuff coming toward me, so sports are out. gets a bit embarrassing if for example someone opens a cupboard door that's roughly my head height, i might flinch thinking it's going to hit me when in actuality it's a good foot away! eventually i'll have to have it out n get a prosthetic/glass one, but i've been advised to tolerate as long as pos, into my 50s if i can, before the op as apparently it sags your face over time.

anyway put the tiny violins away, there's billions of folk worse off then me...



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