I met a woman a few weeks ago and we've been talking on the phone almost every night since. She keeps telling me I'm good looking, which sounds phony because I know I'm not. She said I looked like Ray Romano. She keeps saying how much we have in common. She claims to like horror movies. She claimed to like science projects. We've talked countless times now but she never manages to talk about anything that's relevant to anything. Just a lot of crap about people she knows and people she's worked for. I couldn't care less about stuff like that. I've told her people think I'm a child molester and they think I'm gay, and I told her I've never even been with a woman, and yet she still keeps calling me. It's getting to be a nuisance. It's awful. Why would she even be interested in me when she knows I have such a bad reputation?

If this is what it's like to have a girlfriend, I can't stand it. It's wasting my time and I can't get anything done.