When spacebugs colonise the moon and Voyagers are lost in Oriental orbit. When aliens impregnate and ladies gestate no more than an hour then things go sour... then find your skin all twisted and scaly stale in the Pit where Vegan Goblins gob and spit you up...whether be dirty pillows that lead to filthy cushion or shirtless moo cows shuddering cold milk through cosmos sagans... then welcome... ooh! astonishing scrotal ache... welcome to tesifufuh...

5 days to go, give or take a time zone, so i thought i'd throw in one lat quick post before our venerable host beatnik takes over for the final standings. Onyx continues to dominate, but the race for 2nd is very close now, with Ballz close behind Troma. Baphomet is the big climber, clocking up the most mins this week sees him jump to 4th spot. Peeps again moves up a place, steady Star Trek sees her head a close pack of five that includes the introduction of Zombie (welcome!) and the resurgance of both india & Gym. Seperated atomically by just the length of a Bela Tarr space opera, the battle for eighth is sparking up



current rank (last week's rank) week1/week2/week3 = total

1.(1) Onyx - 4058 / 2664 / *1215 = 7937
2.(2) Troma - 2220 / 1870 / 1996 = 6086
3.(3) Ballz - 1791 / 1801 / 2352= 5944
4.(7). Baphomet - 772 / 1296 / 3028 = 5096
5.(4) foz - 1338 / 1807 / 1192 = 4337
6.(5) beatnik - 1722 / 1244 /1062 = 4028
7.(6) Box - 1282 / 1078 / 623 = 2923
8.(9). peeps - 675 / 650 / 398 = 1723
9.(8). Johan - 852 / 702 / 33 = 1587
10.(*10) india - 682 / 0 / 872 = 1554
11. (-) Zombie -/-/ 1550 - 1550
12.(13) Gym - 170 / 0 / 1240 = 1410
13.(11) Blood - 496 / 182 / 0 = 678
14.(12) zed -357 / 0 / 0 = 357

**edit - noticed a couple of ballsups/titsups/poly/pan/sys/ups - i fked up Onyx score & india's prev place. sue me cunts.***further edit - sue me dicks and tranny coz fuck knows im sexist you cunts. or twats whatever. goddam. dont start nun fucking me now.