May '19 *
Just rewatched this and was once again struck by how amazing Patricia Arquette's tits are. Constantly squeezed into too-tight bras and jiggling with every movement she makes. I'm a huge fan of the boob jiggle. There was this Mexican restaurant near my place where I used to live a couple years ago, and the bar chick, although not especially hot, was always bursting out of her bra and showing plenty of top-boob and they would jiggle like crazy every time she popped the top off a beer bottle. Needless to say, I ordered many beers from her.
Amazing to think that, back in '93, some dude or dudes would have gotten to jizz on Patricia Arquette's tits. Sure, I'm a teensy bit disappointed that it wasn't me, but moreso just happy that someone did. Those awesome tits definitely got sprayed with jizz, and if that doesn't put a smile on your face, then you and I are very different people.
There are some schools of philosophical thought that suggest there's an infinite number of parallel universes, where an infinite number of realities play out. If that's true, then I've gotten to jizz on Patricia Arquette's tits in the True Romance era of their existence. Many, many times. And not just me. You've jizzed on those tits too. Even the ladies reading this. There are realities where you're a man and you've jizzed all over those magnificent tits. We'll have even jizzed on those tits together. Sometimes simultaneously, like an alternate universe where like, for example, me and Box and sfpx will be side-by-side, each unloading a stream of jizz, so her tits cop 3 lots of jizz at the same time. Other realities, we'll take turns, so there'll be a lineup of Trash Epics members (no pun intended), all shooting wad after wad of jizz onto her tits. In some realities, I'll get to be first. Other realities, I'll be 3rd or 5th or 8th. Regardless of the order, lots of jizz will heave up out of my balls and explode out my dickhole all over her tits. And that makes me a happy man.
Anyways, thanks for reading my review. What did you think of True Romance?
Amazing to think that, back in '93, some dude or dudes would have gotten to jizz on Patricia Arquette's tits. Sure, I'm a teensy bit disappointed that it wasn't me, but moreso just happy that someone did. Those awesome tits definitely got sprayed with jizz, and if that doesn't put a smile on your face, then you and I are very different people.
There are some schools of philosophical thought that suggest there's an infinite number of parallel universes, where an infinite number of realities play out. If that's true, then I've gotten to jizz on Patricia Arquette's tits in the True Romance era of their existence. Many, many times. And not just me. You've jizzed on those tits too. Even the ladies reading this. There are realities where you're a man and you've jizzed all over those magnificent tits. We'll have even jizzed on those tits together. Sometimes simultaneously, like an alternate universe where like, for example, me and Box and sfpx will be side-by-side, each unloading a stream of jizz, so her tits cop 3 lots of jizz at the same time. Other realities, we'll take turns, so there'll be a lineup of Trash Epics members (no pun intended), all shooting wad after wad of jizz onto her tits. In some realities, I'll get to be first. Other realities, I'll be 3rd or 5th or 8th. Regardless of the order, lots of jizz will heave up out of my balls and explode out my dickhole all over her tits. And that makes me a happy man.
Anyways, thanks for reading my review. What did you think of True Romance?
Honestly, I would have had to go back in time to do that, because I would have been 5 years old when this movie came out. Unless in said reality, I time-traveled back to the 90s for some reason, but why the hell would I want to do that? In whatever reality that is, perhaps the 90s was the new (old?) 80s, and that's why I traveled back there? Who knows. All I know is that I'm not happy till the spoon stands straight up.