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Mar '22
I've been updating some movie info on the database over the last few weeks and one of the things was plot descriptions. Most of them were scraped from imdb's pages, but they can be too vauge or too long-winded. There's an art to movie descriptions. Think of them like on the back of a VHS cover. It has to be somewhat precise in order to fit between the pictures. It also needs to make the movie sound as awesome as possible.

Think of a movie you really like. How would you (spoiler-free) describe the plot to make it sound as interesting as possible? As trashy as possible?

Anything anybody posts will be the official TE description of the movie, because the imdb plots need to GO.



Quick example, as I'm watching one of my favorites right now, Poolboy. I'd describe the plot as such:

After the war, a racist Vietnam vet returns to Los Angeles to reclaim the pool cleaning business that has been monopolized by evil Mexicans.

Not too long, not too short. Buzz words. Pieces laid out.


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Ballz says:
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Mar '22
My description for Microwave Massacre from a while back: A construction worker hates his wife and her cooking so he decides to cook for himself, starting with her.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#2, Reply to #1

Mar '22
nOice. I also remember describing Bloodsucking Freaks:

A debonair jerk and a black midget try to convince a stubborn critic that they're actually killing the naked women that they torture and humiliate on stage.


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Mar '22
I'm watching Blood for Dracula and I'm thinking something along the lines of...

Dracula needs virgin blood to survive, but the servant sabotages him by screwing all the virgins in household.

Udo is such a wimp in this, it's wonderful. And Joe Dellesandro is an irritable cunt.



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