Mar '20
This shit about the Corona virus is the absolute hogwash. I have two jobs that are negatively affected by this tripe, and for no good reason.
Job A is a stockboy at the local dollar store. People come in buy more toilet paper than they would need in a month. But truth be told, they're probably buying it because they know everyone else is panic-buying it because they're dumb fucking cunts. Of all things to stockpile on, why does the world think it's going to shit itself unrelentingly over a virus that people seem to be recovering just fine from? I heard Tom Hanks is doing just fine.
Some dude at work was explaining viruses to me and said that my excessive drinking wont kill Corona virus, because the virus itself isn't technically alive. What kind of shit is this? There's only one way to seek the truth in this case, and it's to drink more of @der's whiskey. You know, just to be sure...
Can you believe how far these assholes are going with this? Not only are people buying up every bit of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, and bottled water that we have, but they've complained so much that it's become a movement. Businesses are following in the masses' need for redundant precautions and the result is mind numbing: Businesses are closing down over this virus, and it's crippling the economy. Trump might start paying us all thousands of bucks just because of everyone's ignorance, but you know what? I'll take it. I get the feeling that a lot of the overblown nature of this "pandemic" is just a scheme. A scheme that's backfiring hardcore on the perpetrator, because smart people will see through this bullshit.
Corona Brewery must be writhing in pain from this. There are actually some imbeciles out there who are attributing the beer to the cause of this. I don't know about you, but I like Corona. They're a damn fine beer.
America is acting really stupid right now. Anyone want to weigh in on this Corona crap?
Job A is a stockboy at the local dollar store. People come in buy more toilet paper than they would need in a month. But truth be told, they're probably buying it because they know everyone else is panic-buying it because they're dumb fucking cunts. Of all things to stockpile on, why does the world think it's going to shit itself unrelentingly over a virus that people seem to be recovering just fine from? I heard Tom Hanks is doing just fine.
Some dude at work was explaining viruses to me and said that my excessive drinking wont kill Corona virus, because the virus itself isn't technically alive. What kind of shit is this? There's only one way to seek the truth in this case, and it's to drink more of @der's whiskey. You know, just to be sure...
Can you believe how far these assholes are going with this? Not only are people buying up every bit of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, and bottled water that we have, but they've complained so much that it's become a movement. Businesses are following in the masses' need for redundant precautions and the result is mind numbing: Businesses are closing down over this virus, and it's crippling the economy. Trump might start paying us all thousands of bucks just because of everyone's ignorance, but you know what? I'll take it. I get the feeling that a lot of the overblown nature of this "pandemic" is just a scheme. A scheme that's backfiring hardcore on the perpetrator, because smart people will see through this bullshit.
Corona Brewery must be writhing in pain from this. There are actually some imbeciles out there who are attributing the beer to the cause of this. I don't know about you, but I like Corona. They're a damn fine beer.
America is acting really stupid right now. Anyone want to weigh in on this Corona crap?
Anybody here think that Corona is overhyped, or am I being ignorant? The media hypes this up, but I've read a few interesting statistics: 99% of corona people recover. Tom Hanks sure did, because he's Forrest fucking Gump. Idris Elba will recover, because he's a nondescript sexy black actor.
Corona is a great beer. Me and der drank dozens of those tiny bottles. This virus is dramatization to the max. I think I might be safe from the economical downfall, since I work at a grocery store. Plus, Trump's new plan might reward me some money, but not with my luck!
While the grocery store is doing okay, the theater is shut down indefinitely. I had to detail clean that nasty-ass bar, because we have a rat problem. I have seen rats at my old (now defunct) theater. My old boss killed the shit out of those rats. I haven't seen any at my current theater, but I did at the grocer. Gigantic fucker!
Out of some twisted sense of loyalty to the company that neither me nor Ken can understand (he's my BFF at Cinemark, because he has stories dating back to Creedence Clearwater Revival. He's a goddamn legend), I did follow through with that shit, because as much as I hate it, I'll still always love those stupid movie theaters I worked at.
I guess indefinately means for about three weeks? Or a month? The government will shut down in this amount of time, so who knows what will happen. Again, I think the government is reacting to media influences far too much, and the country is only making the problem worse. I'm still working in the jobs I can. As much as I've thought about quitting this job before, I've finally found a good reason to keep with it. Discount stores are a valuable commodity.
Also, in the case that I am genuinely misunderstanding the severity of it because I'm a legit dumbass, I hope I don't die from the macaroni virus.