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Dec 2019
The first one wasn't so bad, but the real selling point for me was the inclusion fo Danny Devito in this new one. And not only is this sleazeball in the movie, but he gets sucked into the video game to be in The Rock's body. And the best leading actor goes to Dwayne Johnson AS Danny Devito AS Captain Bravestone.

Plus, you've got Danny Glover who's been playing an old man ever since he was in Lethal Weapon some 30 years ago. What's weird is that he didn't always look like an old man in the same sense as Morgan Freeman, but he tends to play them a lot. It kind of reminds me of in Sanford and Son, how Redd Foxx was only about 50 years old, but he played a 65 year old, just because he was born to play an old man. Just like Danny Glover. When he wakes up in Kevin Hart's body, he really should have said, "I'm too old for this shit," but he didn't. Wasted opportunity. He should work that line into every movie he ever does, as well as any conversation he ever has.

And for raunchy appeal, this movie did have some ball and titty jokes. Karen Gillan's boobs were looking pretty nice in this movie. And they also admire a horse dong in this. Jumanji!


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Johan_WoW says:
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Dec 2019
I wasn't even aware that this was the second sequel. So there was already one in 2017 with teenagers? And now the players are adults I guess? Third sequel game for old men. Don't you get too old for these kind of movies too Box? emoticon


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Box_a_Hair says:
#2, Reply to #1

Dec 2019
In the 2017 one, teens go into the game to play as adult avatars. This movie is more of that concept, only things are a bit different, like the teens are playing as different characters this time around, so the actors could have fun with it. Typically, I don't like this kind of movie, but the cast is good and it somehow manages to entertain me.


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Tommix says:
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Dec 2019 *
Jason Statham is older now than Redd Foxx was, when he started out in Sanford and Son. And so is Tom Cruise, of course.

There's a pretty funny scene in Freddy Got Fingered where Tom Green is a tad nonplussed by a horse dong.

Dwayne Johnson is a freaking national treasure. I would seriously think about voting for him for president if he ever runs, like I know he has talked about doing before. He's hilarious. I like the scene in the last Jumanji movie where he says "Uppercut" in that tone of voice, and then punches that guy through the ceiling. youtube


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Dec 2019
I might vote for him too. Then we'd have a president that nobody could hate.


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Tommix says:
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Dec 2019
Karen Gillan got in incredible shapr for the other Jumanji movie, did she do it for this one too? Also, I thought she did a really good job in Oculus.


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Box_a_Hair says:
#6, Reply to #5

Dec 2019
Oh shit! That is her in Oculus, isn't it?! That was a decent movie with a nice bleak ending. I didn't care for her in the Guardians/Avengers stuff though. She needs more hair and less cyborg parts.


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