Twilight was all the rage back in the late 2000s... among pre-pubescent girls. Quite frankly, it's a stupid movie. Everyone knows they sparkle, but why? They look really stupid when they run super fast. Why are vampires playing baseball? The world may never know.

Taintlight is a far superior knockoff. It's made by Chris Seaver, so you know it's at least entertaining. Stella and Edgar are queefloads better than Bella and Edward. Plus, the movie is on youtube:



I'm not against recent news of Robert Pattinson as Batman, though. He was supposed to be in a Harmony Korine movie "The Trap", announced well before Beach Bum came out, but there still hasn't been any word on that.

Batman or Harmony Korine? Tough choice.