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Nov 2018
Back in 2012, Chris Seaver made not one, but two movies about Inbred Rednecks. They're basically the same movie, in terms of story and ending. They're both about evil rednecks who possess/infect regular people into being rednecks, and they're both defeated by something racist. In Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks, Michael Jackson saves the day with his fresh beats, and in Close Encounters, some white guy turns into Bruce Lee or something and kills everybody. They nearly have the same cast, too, and they're both short as fuck at around 1 hour long.

The only thing Close Encounters was missing was Leo DeChamp-uh, but I'm rectifying that with my next viewing: Sexsquatch!


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Tromafreak says:
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Nov 2018
Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks is like a poor man's Blood Fart Lake. You can tell Seaver didn't put nearly as much heart or thought into that one. Just getting paid to capitalize on the "inbred redneck" theme that was semi-popular amongst SRS fans. Lots of crazy shit and head scratching one-liners that actually gives it a bit of rewatch value. I think this is where he was starting to slip a bit. Seaver was on a roll for a few years there, but this one felt a bit forced and uninspired. Then again, Josh Suire DID play 3 roles, so, there's that.

That other one, I bought on dvd a couple years ao. I think that's the most recent one I've seen. Took a few years to get a release, it seems. That was weird where Kurt Indovina was talking like that near the end, Wasn't sure what he was going for but it was pretty hilarious just the same. I wish he was still around. I can do without Meredith Host trying to be a white trash Southern hick. I was genuinely embarrassed for her. I hope The Werdsies or the Death 'O Lantern remake comes out some time soon. These two are ok but didn't do a hell of a lot for me.


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OnyxHades says:
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Nov 2018 *
Did you show these to me? Or am I thinking of different Chris Seaver movies?


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Tromafreak says:
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Nov 2018
I think I showed you Evil Dead Inbred Rednecks. The other one, I've only seen twice and alone both times. You're probably thinking of I Spit Chew On Your Grave, which is probably the only reason the other 2 exist.


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Tommix says:
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Nov 2018
these sound pretty good. Do they have many references to Evil Dead 2? There were those two redneck characters in E.D.2, a guy and a woman, a couple. They met the professor's daughter and her boyfriend, on their way to the cabin, and they ended up carrying their luggage. The woman would spit a lot, to show us what a redneck she was.

If you like Sexsquatch, look at this book. People will pay a shitload of money for it, apparently.
https://www.amazon.com/Nights-Sasquatch-John-Cotter/dp/0425033937


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Nov 2018
Yeah, they made great hicks in Evil Dead 2. In fact, the guy's real life name is Dan Hicks. He was born to play that part. I was hoping we'd see him cameo in the show, but to no such luck.

I'm not sure what that book is about, but I've always wanted to write a book about bigfoot. I'd make him a sex-crazed, but he'd be more like Madman Marz (who looked and sounded like bigfoot) as opposed to that guy-in-a-suit look in SexSquatch. Also, I'd have him fight werewolves and corporate toxic waste schemes. One of these days!


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Tommix says:
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Nov 2018
Do it.... dooooo iiitttttttttt... (peer pressure)



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