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Aug '14 *
When it comes to camp slashers, there's one camp that everyone automatically thinks of... Camp Crystal Lake. However, fans of the genre know to dig a little deeper, and spend a summer in Camp Arawak, aka Sleepaway Camp!

The series consists of the original 1983 film Sleepaway Camp, two back-to-back sequels Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) / Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989), a shitty incomplete sequel Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor (1992), and a return to form sequel in 2008 Return to Sleepaway Camp. Rumors have been circulating for years of a new sequel, "Sleepaway Camp Reunion", however there is no news to report.

Now what exactly makes Sleepaway Camp so great? Well, just watch the first one, and by the time it ends... you'll know. emoticon


Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Sleepaway Camp II (1988)
Sleepaway Camp III (1989)
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)

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#1

Aug '14
I've only seen the first one. The others are on youtube though, so I might watch part 2 right now. Now I just need to decide whether I should take off my pants first. On one hand, it's a chilly night. But on the other hand, everything's better without pants. Even preparing a light dinner with someone special...

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Shaza123 says:
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Aug '14
What the hell?......Why does that woman have a dick?......

Oh the second and third one are hilarious. They lack Felissa Rose, but they do a pretty decent job without her. And the fifth one is all sorts of hilarious.

Hope you enjoy Ninjas.


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#3, Reply to #2

Aug '14 *
Because it's a Sleepaway Camp thread! You can't possibly discuss this movie without pics of chicks with dicks!

Ya know what else is great to do without pants? Work out some mental issues by decapitating some one. emoticon

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Enjoying the second one so far. Cheesy as hell, but good fun!


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#4

Aug '14
Well, Sleepaway Camp 2 was cool. Very much of its time, you can tell this came at the tail end of the slasher wave. By this point of the '80s, Jason was a zombie, Freddy was a comedian and horror filmmakers had entirely abandoned the idea that slashers could be even remotely serious. Of course, this works in the movie's favour, because it's good OTT fun. It embraces its own idiocy and the cliches are so exaggerated that it only just stops short of being a comedic parody.

Also, mullets. Some serious mulletage on display here. I spotted 2 mullets within the first minute. Qwertyman would totally dig this shit. That camp counsellor named TC has one of the most mullety mullets evah. If he was a chick with a dick, I'd post a piccie of him here. But he's not, so I won't. That would be inappropriate.


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Tromafreak says:
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Aug '14
Ninjas. You need to see the terrible train wreck that is Return To Sleepaway Camp. The long awaited "real sequel". I suppose it's universally hated and always will be for many good reasons, but I think you might find this mistake of a movie quite hilarious.


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#8, Reply to #5

Aug '14
Wow. emoticon That was... not what I was expecting. It was pretty hilarious for me, as a fan of bad movies. But I kept reminding myself that this was what fans of the first movie had waited 25 fucking years for. There was the exciting, long-awaited return of the original director and star, with a 4 million dollar budget, yet everything about this is so, so wrong.

You got badly shot footage of annoying people acting like total douchebags. You got music that's way too loud and constantly seems as if it's playing over the wrong scene. You got "celebrities" like the dude who sang Shaft and Big Pussy from The Sopranos (who gets called a big pussy... geddit?). You got a CGI explosion that wouldn't seem out of place in Ted V. Mikels' latest flick. You got a pointless cameo from some dude in the first movie who looks supergay now. You got a finale that shamelessly attempts to relive past glories, but fails so hard it's almost painful to watch. Then, as the cherry on top of this trainwreck pie, you got Alan - a fat piece of shit who's so fat that he gets bullied a lot, but is such a piece of shit that you wish he'd get bullied even more.

So yeah, highly entertaining. A classic of 'what the fuck were they thinking?' cinema, right up there with Jaws: The Revenge.


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Tromafreak says:
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Aug '14
Yeah. That's pretty much what I thought you'd say. LoL @ the Ted V. Mikels comment.


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slasherfan85 says:
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Aug '14
I love the first Sleepaway Camp. It was the in my family's VHS collection when I was growing up and I have always loved it. One of my favorite slashers. The sequels are good, but not as good as the first.


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Box_a_Hair says:
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Aug '14
Yeah, well you can never match the first entry of any series, but these sequels are all damn fun! Except I've never seen part 4, and from what I hear, I should stay far away from it.



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