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Apr 17
Example:
https://trashepics.com/user/1/inventory/

Users can now own fake items. I've been meaning to do this for a while now, but I forgot about this. For years. It's still pretty unrefined and subject to change, but it has potential for some laughs.

I've taken the liberty of giving you regs some "items", which you can view through a link in your user profile. I'm pretty terrible at gifting stuff, so you get what you get.

I'll update this feature more as needed, ie sell/trade/drop whatever. And if I get this working well, I'll do likewise with people/creatures, so you can pit them against each other, but for now... it's just items.


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#1

Apr 18
I really like the bottle of Viper and the Fedora but can I get the butt plug in hot pink instead of purple?


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Znep27 says:
#2

Apr 18
Hmmm, I have a skin mask and some crack. How did you know?


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Box_a_Hair says:
#3, Reply to #2

Apr 18
Well I know you live in or around Austin, so there you go.


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markus-san says:
#4

Apr 18
Boring!


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Box_a_Hair says:
#5, Reply to #4

Apr 18
Would you have been happier if I gave you some stereotypical Asian items instead?


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#6

Apr 18
I could do a pair of chopstix and sum dumplings.


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#7

Apr 18
Let me do y'all a favor and save you sum time and $$$. Markus will back this up guaranteed cause he's cultured not like the rest of you fncks.I don't know elsewhere but in tha Northeast, you know when you're in a real Chinese restaurant?. Look around, are there Chinese patrons? If there's nothing but round-eyes about... it's sh!t!!!


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markus-san says:
#8, Reply to #7

Apr 18
^Vinny speaks the truth.


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#9, Reply to #8

Apr 18
Coarse he does.


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zed says:
#10

Apr 19
Surely my white privilage is worth more than $100


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Box_a_Hair says:
#11, Reply to #10

Apr 19
I didn't give you any white privilege. Check YOUR inventory to see what fabulous items you have. Don't covet mine.


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zed says:
#12, Reply to #11

Apr 19
My mistake
Speaking of mistakes, they dont have sombreros here (they also don't eat spicy food)
In fact theres fuck all from the america's that are part of the culture here. Except perhaps 5 guys.
also the noun is budgie smuggler not speedo


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#13, Reply to #11

Apr 19
Zeddie should have a jug of Spanish wine and a crate of rotting đŸĨ kiwis.


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