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Mar 1
This one has been on my watchlist for about 10 years, so I figured I'd finally give in. Women in prison films are great because they feature a lot of women and a lot of exploitation. The plots are basically the same each time, with female inmates unable to expose corrupt prison antics, and this movie is no different. In fact, I can't even remember why the girl gets sent to this place to begin with, but that's not important. What's important are the many tropes of prison flicks, and we get plenty of them.


image Our lead is Jenny (Linda Carol), and she's a total babe. IMDb wants us to believe that she was only 15 or 16 at the time this movie came out, but I refuse to believe that. She plays the strong-willed protagonist who will take the abuse if she needs to. And she totally gets naked.

Then you have that fat bitch on a power trip Edna (Pat Ast) out to ruin everybody's day just for the lulz. She reminds me of Nancy Parsons of Motel Hell and Porky's fame, with her smug and gloating nature. Nancy played "Ida" in Motel Hell, and Pat plays Edna in this, so there's also that.


There are plenty of hotties throughout, and even the warden has a bit of a Ilsa vibe going, but then there's one woman that's a little off.

image Charlie (Wendy O. Williams) is at this alleged juvenile correction center, but she looks like she's 40! The actress is right around there too. When they say they'll double her sentence, they must have doubled it a lot! She's not a great actress, is she? I guess I refer specifically to when she dies and really milks it. I think all of her scenes are of her in skimpy attire like that. She doesn't know how to wear clothes.


So yeah, there is plenty of nudity in this movie. I really love when the lead gets topless, like in this and The Funhouse and maybe even a third movie. Plus, there's a shower scene and some other sex scenes. At one point, Jenny decides she needs this mediocre dude's "deposit", and said dude is played by James Staszkiel, who a lot of dumbasses believe was Eddie Van Halen in that scene in RoboCop where the unemployed guy is rambling about freedom not being free. He's not an attractive man, but Jenny was gushing for him.

When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?have a hottie gushing over me?


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#1

Mar 1
You dumb bastard, it's a schooner not a sailboat!


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#3, Reply to #2

Mar 1
It's a reference to the film Mallrats ya fn dumbass! Go to fn sleep grandpa! Come back tomorrow when ya wake up.


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#5

Mar 1
Sweet 💕 dreams my sweet prince.


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#10

Mar 2
Hey Box, everytime you plant an eggplant 🍆 emoji I get a semi. Please don't ever stop.


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#12, Reply to #11

Mar 2
I don't get pissed off, I get even.


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#13, Reply to #11

Mar 2
Look Box...I know I've been sorta off the rails of late but that's who I am. I know I can get on your tits but that's what I do.
1 thing I know is I've always been right...I was right back on the IMDb boards when we had it out about who was the better Punisher. You tried to tell me Thomas Jane was better than Ray Stevenson. I'm sorry my friend. Then years later you try to convince me that Dexter New Blood was good when I insisted it was woke trash only saved by Clancy Brown's presence. Sorry my friend. I told you The Flash was a steaming pile of dung that only tried to recreate the success of Spiderman No Way Home...you said it was film of the year?! I'm always right, even when I'm wrong I'm right.

If you think I'm detrimental to site then exile me. Cast me away, delete my account and send me off to the island of misfit toys. As much of the business I give you guys, I actually like youse...even Zed.


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#15, Reply to #14

Mar 2 *
I only deleted them cause you said I was off topic and clogging up your post. Make up yer mind.


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#16

Mar 2
A woman's prison full of men. Chicks with dicks? I surrender, cuff me and take me away.



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