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Oct 2023
I'll spare you all of a meaningful review, because this movie doesn't deserve your time. This PG-13 turkey sucks a dick.

It's kind of like that movie Lights Out, since it has to do with monsters coming out in darkness. That movie also sucked, and so did Pitch Black, so fuck off with the darkness monsters already.
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markus-san says:
#1
Oct 2023
Pitch Black doesn't suck.
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VincentPriceIsRight says:
#4, Reply to #1
Oct 2023
The only Vin Diesel film I actually like. XXX is dumb fun I guess but the reason I think it's watchable is Asia Argento probably.
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VincentPriceIsRight says:
#6, Reply to #1
Oct 2023 *
After thinking about it some, he was in Saving Private Ryan and Boiler Room...they are good films but he had supporting roles and was not yet a "movie star."
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markus-san says:
#7, Reply to #6
Oct 2023 *
Yeah he doesn't last long in Saving Private Ryan, think he's the one that gets shot by the sniper.
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Box_a_Hair says:
#11, Reply to #1
Oct 2023
It's better than Chronicles of Riddick. Now that movie is lame.
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NoseOfNicko says:
#2
Oct 2023
One of the most generic horror movies I've ever seen. So many clichés.
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markus-san says:
#3, Reply to #2
Oct 2023 *
Did you give it a 7? 😃😃😃
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NoseOfNicko says:
#5, Reply to #3
Oct 2023
😃😃😃
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zed says:
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Oct 2023 *
ulli lommels film with the same title is better than its reputation, boogey man 2 OTOH


what do you know theres a part 3, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162889/ 1.4/10
suzanne love returns I may have to give it a watch
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Znep27 says:
#9, Reply to #8
Oct 2023
Part 3 is the same deal as part 2.
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zed says:
#12, Reply to #9
Oct 2023
what you're telling me a 1.4 film ain't that good. I don't believe you man, thats a whole 0.3 points higher than hip hop locos hombre
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Tommix says:
#10
Oct 2023
Pitch Black could have been better, but I really like that scene where they see the planet's sun(suns?) getting eclipsed behind that huge ringed planet. They must have spent a lot of money on that, making it look as cool as they could. I bet they had to fight the studio to spend more money on it, there was no real reason why they HAD to.
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markus-san says:
#13
Oct 2023
This movie didn't really suck. Like Nicko says, generic and clichéd but it's far from as bad as you're implying it is.
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NoseOfNicko says:
#14, Reply to #13
Oct 2023
The lead actress is cute atleast. Looks a bit like Anya Taylor-Joy but with her eyes less far apart lol.
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