If I ever get married, would you do the honors?

...wait, aren't all forms null and void if you're drunk or high? Or am I making that up?

I've never heard of it, and I'm too lazy to look it up.

I only got certified so I could marry some people together, but they started thinking it wouldn't be legit if joe nobody can get verified for free. Marriage is just a business contract anyway. I couldn't care less, which is exactly why I'm not the person for that. But for you znep, I'll do it for the lolz.