Despite a lack of internet, I've added horoscopes. Most users here can add them, but know they must be reset each day (it's not automatic).

Some people really get into this shit, but I personally think it's dumb as fuck. That doesn't mean I don't want it here on Trash Epics though. Authorized users can add a horoscope, simply by adding a post and changing the category to 'Zodiac'. When the 'scopes are reset (which should be daily), it will randomly change the zodiac post for each sign. Horoscopes can be filtered by a post's tags too.

Hopefully, we can have some fun with this. Write your own horoscopes, cuz my defaults will get old real quick!