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Apr 2023
I was into the video games in the early 2000s. Swords and sorcery always seemed cool to me, but then I'd go and watch something like Lord of the Rings and get bored as hell. Game of Thrones didn't do it for me either, so maybe the genre just isn't meant for cinema? Suffice to say, I went in with low expectations, but what a pleasant surprise. I have no complaints about this movie.

For all the nerds out there, this movie has it all. The locations, the races, the beasts, the classes, the spells, dungeons, (fat) dragons, traps, parties, quests, undead, and probably some other stuff. They packed a lot in here and it's fun. Not long and boring like LotR. Not royalty drama like GoT. Fun.

I was actually considering skipping this one with the idea that it would be another CGI shit show, but... yeah, there is CGI, but there are some cool scenes. I loved the druid's shapeshifting escape. I also loved all the portal stuff they did, because that's also a great fuckin' game.

Chris Pine strikes me as a cool guy. He reminds me of Jack Burton here, in that he's the main guy, but he's pretty worthless in the party. He is the glue that binds the team, but everyone else is clearly better than he is, and that makes him relatable to an inept tool like myself.

Medieval fantasy finally done right.

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Tommix says:
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Apr 2023
Did you see The Finest Hours? That's a really good Chris Pine movie. True story too. I know that area, where the story takes place. My cousins live in Chatham, my dad lives one town away, and I grew up going to a nearby town called Harwich in the summers. I have even been out in boats in the area at sea where all the action takes place, although, God knows, the weather conditions were a fuck of a lot better when I was there than they are in the movie. But anyway, who cares about my own connections to that area... it's just a great movie, telling a TRUE STORY, and Chris Pines plays his part in a very sympathetic way. His character just tries to do his job, even when he's scared, and he ends up being just unbelievably heroic.

You make the Dungeons and Dragons movie sound promising. I hope I like it. I think I know what you mean, it looks like it must not be easy to make those kinds of movies FUN. It also must be hard to capture the excitement of th printed page... I think a lot of the fun of those stories comes from the cool names the characters and places have, and seeing them in print. Just because they usually have some kind of old-fashioned spelling, and there is just something about the words that calls up a medieval or fantasy type of feeling. That isn't necessarily easy to translate to film. I remember I used to like Krull a lot, which is a very dungeons and dragonsy movie, but that might be the exception that proves the rule.



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