I drink tap water like a real man.

Yes: I will always drink better water,
I always drink tap water if avail (sometimes when Im travelling I dont, mainly cause theres no water & have to buy in bottle)
ATM here in barcelona we have been in drought for 2 or so years, there was articles in BBC etc 3 or 4 days ago about it. It just has not rained for a long time, when it rains here its like 0.5mm & ppl carry umbrelas. anyways I still drink out oif the tap.
Im not sure why I always drink tap water, is it due to my beliefs or just from the fact I drink so much water. Before I go to bed now I need 1.5 liters of water beside me (& often thats not enuf & IM like 3am gotta fill my milkshake mug up)

So you consider tap water to be "better water"?

Mate a lot of bottled water is just tap water, it's filtered and then who knows how long/months it sits in the plastic bottles, which leech into the water.
Insert rant here about plastic
Myself, i cut out the middle man, i drink water out of the tap, which i filter

Fuck i used to drink so much.
Always drinking and pissing. I used to drink 8 to 10 liters of coffee a day, now i limit myself to just 6-7 cups of coffee, helps that coffee tastes so bad here (cup is a mug of 400ml) and 5-6 liters of water

I'm only picky about tap. Sometimes it tastes weird. Usually I drink Ozarka. 40-packs from Costco. Costco's store brand tastes fine, but I hate their bottles.

*tries to open bottle / water spills because it's overfilled and the cap won't rip free*

I've had Dasani and probably Aquafina before. I had Core once when the grocery store was giving away free bottles. It tasted like water.

Yeah, I am a tap water man. But, that's mostly because I actually trust the water in the town where I happen to live now. That has not always been the case, in various places I have lived. If I didn't trust the tap water, I guess I would buy the cheapest kind that looked fairly trustworthy, fairly transparent, nothing colored brown or black, you know how it is.

By coincidence I listened to the SYSK podcast about bottled wat4er today

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/327395#pros-and-cons-of-tap-water
For your health you're better off drinking from the tap, with a filter. Not to mention you'll save cash

I don't drink a lot of water. I know, I know that's a bad thing, but I don't really like water. I've always been that way. If I drink water, I drink bottled water. I don't care about the brand. Probably all comes out of a tap anyway...