F9, the ninth entry in this fucking ridiculous series. Do people really love it as much as they think they do? I think Vin is mediocre at best, and none of the rest of the main cast are particularly A-listers that can sell a movie outside of these nostalgia-ridden teamup efforts. If you don't have a good cast, surely, you must have a good story, right?

Nope. Old plot details are forced into this movie as our characters literally question why they're still alive and unscathed after all these insane car stunts gone impossibly perfect. There are no stakes here, and there never will be.

This movie starts off hilariously stupid. What's-her-face got flung and is falling a large distance, so what does Vin do? He catches her... with his car! She's perfectly fine landing on that fucking tank of a vehicle that could withstand getting bashed into a mountainside repeatedly without sustaining a single dent. I very promptly began to ask myself, "What the hell am I watching?"

As funny as things could be, they were also really boring at other times. These movies are so formulaic, it makes me want to blow chunks. Eventually, I got really bored and stopped watching entirely. I've already forgotten half of the half I just watched, because none of these movies are unique.