Get Email
How does some.generic.username@trashepics.com sound? No? Well, what about asshole or fuckface@trashepics.com? Authorized members of Trash Epics are entitled to an email address. If you want one, just ask.
Disclaimer: This feature is largely untested, so do not entrust any valuable information into any emails with any account created on Trash Epics, until this feature is deemed secure.