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Jul 2017
I just received a letter in the mail from Jesus H. Christ, dated June 4, 2017, from Palestine, TX. According to his letter, Mr. Christ lifted a truck and trailer with "heavy bomb" from the close vicinity of the prison where "Keyholder Mouthpiece Warren Jeffs is held in Texas illegal order by bribe judge labor..." and hurled it into space where it did explode producing a bright light seen in Canada and the United States. This was "...a nuclear tractor bomb that I, Jesus Christ, saw Putin of Russia give code to blow up the Powledge Prison in Texas." There were other details that were only vaguely understandable since Mr. Christ has not fully learned how to express himself in English yet, something about "...comet land covering nuclear debris order, with mountain death of new land reserved to do this labor of no radioactive material... yea, I, Jesus Christ, did cover nuclear waste."

So, where was Mr. C at the end of Beneath the Planet of the Apes and have you ever received a letter from him?

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foz says:
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Jul 2017
did it come in a bottle? had a girl try to sell me a tree in Africa tother day, but no letters from Jesusususzz
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#2, Reply to #1

Jul 2017
Nice. A good reminder of the importance of things and much better grammar. Plus it's got a good trancelike beat that you could conceivably dance to.


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You have reached the end of Trash Epics.