I've got this great idea and it makes total sense right. Plumbers and electricians are ripping us all off when you think about it by pretending that we need to have two completely separate systems in our houses for delivering water and leccy. If you stop for a moment, there's no reason why hot and cold water pipes couldn't double up as the mains supply. Live in the hot pipe, neutral in the cold. Waste pipes could then be connected to the earth. Electric sockets could then be soldered onto central heating pipes on radiators, with no ugly wiring to conceal.

This system would be perfectly safe, providing you always wore rubber gloves and rubber boots when turning on taps and light switches and that. I know that this radical combining of water and electricity would be controversial and would put millions of sparkeys out of work but fuck them, they've been conning us for years, the thieving cunts.
Ninety fucking quid to rewire a socket? Fuck that. Fucking rob dogs.

Be nice to get the three previous winners back: thingy, thingy and thingy but I imagine after winning they're all living the high life these days and have no further interest in defending their previous victories.

This is just where you sign up. Go on, just blindly put your name forward. You won't have a fucking clue what's happening but then again, neither will I.

For all queries and questions ask some other cunt.

Yeah so anyway, this is where you sign up for the fourth annual IMDb horror draft so fucking do it... now...