what brought this on? surely not the news about stallone and rambo

No, but that is certainly jizz-worthy news!

I just hope you showered 10 times that day, without prejudice.

I'm pretty sure when I was 13 or 14 I jerked off 5 times in one day just to see if I could do it. Not an experience I'd want to repeat.

10 times? Holy fuck man.

I jerked it 5 times just today. It was getting tough near the end, cuz I'd been getting baked and drunk the entire day, and I'd just about run out of jizz at that point.

15 in about an hour.

No sir, I don't believe it.

Believe it, Mr. Sperm Rag. Although, this was in my slightly healthier days. Couldn't do that, now.

The answer hit me like a .44 slug. It had to be the number they called Mr. Billion.
https://www.s-anand.net/blog/calvin-and-hobbes-tracer-bullet-1/

I've jacked it twice since I clicked "Reply."

10. My masturbating record is 15, but there comes a point the jizz doesn't even come out anymore.

That was my most recent case with 5 jerkoffs. The last one was just air...

well, my old record was somewhere up in the hundreds of billions, for one day. Interestingly, I just broke it in only 5:40! Yay for me.

that stuff taste like soap that doesnt taste as bad

Its filled with tiny tadpoles MK.

https://rs959.pbsrc.com/albums/ae78/huck23t/IMG_90438795784590_zps6snnqorm.jpeg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

They look like they might be coconut flavored gummy worms.

faggish