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I'm a Horror guy. So, most of the releases that I notice are naturally of the Horror genre. That goes for the good and the bad. There's of course plenty bad everywhere you look, especially these days. But is it just me or is the whole "so bad, it's good" thing, mostly a Horror thing? It seems to be, although, several exceptions do come to mind. One of which, I recently watched for the first time. I know I've been recommended The... (Continue)

3 days ago * | (+5) | 9 comments | 88 views


I usually post the movies I watch in the yearly film companion threads on the Horror board, but IMDb can suck my fat dick. I'm just gonna post them here this year to avoid any bullshit. Anyone who wants to join in, be my guest.

January

Helga: She Wolf Of Stillberg (1978) - FTV - 5/10
Battle Of The Amazons (1973) - FTV - 5/10
Riot In A Women's Prison (1974) - FTV - 6/10
Alucarda (1977) - FTV - 6/10... (Continue)

Jan 23, 2017 * | (+6) | 79 comments | 1901 views


I figured the last one ran its course.

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Apr 26 | (+4) | 216 comments | 1480 views


What's the most number of times you've jizzed in one day? I once jerked it 10 times in one day. I need to beat this record.

Dec 01, 2015 | (+3) | 38 comments | 1153 views | sex


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I've seen a lot of gross out comedies, but Wetlands is something all its own. Wetlands is a German comedy, drama directed by David Wnendt, and damn is it weird!

The plot is as follows an unhygienic woman named Helen who has strange views on sex and hygiene wants her divorced parents to reunite. This is only the beginning of Helen's issues because Helen has also been hospitalized due to cutting a hemorrhoid when she attempted to shave... (Continue)

6 days ago * | 8 comments | 76 views


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Maurice celebrates the Challenge of the Apes finale. And it was good! We had a grand time monkeying around and I learned a few things - like Smerd is an even bigger Ape fan than I am. It was exciting to see so many of us immerse ourselves in the Ape universe. Here's how the final results stacked up:

beatnik (moi) - 5775 points - Makes me Caesar - Long live the King!
SethYeah - 5658 points... (Continue)

Aug 03 | (+3) | 20 comments | 98 views


For British & Irish horror fans, FrightFest, is an annual film festival taking place in London during the August Bank Holiday, so to celebrate FrightFest 2017, my local Horror Channel is dedicating thirteen nights to past festival favourites. Double bills are on Horror every night from August 18th - 30th starting from 9pm.

ADRIFT
AFTERDEATH
BAD MILO!
CHAINED
CHERRY TREE
COCKNEYS VS ZOMBIES
DEAD SNOW 2
DEATHGASM
FINAL GIRL
HANGMAN
HAUNTER
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE (2010)
NIGHT OF THE LI... (Continue)

2 days ago | 16 comments | 88 views


Is it important to you? Would the knowledge of a movie having nudity convince you to watch it or you think most of these are just cheap advertisement. Have actresses become more prudish in modern days?

To me it's all about context. Sometimes a rather boring movie (horror or otherwise) can be more watchable by throwing in some nekkid boobs a few times. As for functional nudity there is of course the period scene from Carrie. I haven't seen the version with Moretz but know there ain't nudity... (Continue)

1 day ago | 14 comments | 71 views


I know we all hate to discuss politics on here, but the North K situation is very frightening. That little fat guy is ready to nuke us, and we're ready to go to war over it. It's a reality we'll all soon face as the moment of truth happens in a week or less, when Guam gets bombed. We're all fucked. emoticon

Might as well go out talking about our favorite apocalypse scenarios. Which are your favorite scenarios? Which do you think are the most plausible?

I think the tech-pocalypse is very likel... (Continue)

Aug 10 | 12 comments | 119 views


Any thoughts on the new season?

Jul 25 | (+1) | 32 comments | 280 views